Barely legal

You guys are too funny! so who has the best rate for BFE.. lol haha Originally Posted by sxyveronica

For you baby I will waive my normal fee.

You guys are too funny! so who has the best rate for BFE.. lol haha Originally Posted by sxyveronica

Every time I introduce Ztonk to a lady I never seem to get to see her again. They all seem to love him so much more than it should be.

When I asked around, curious to know what he offered that I and others did not, I found out that he is way out of line,,,,

REBATES and FREQUENT FLYER MILES!. Anyway. He stays pretty well booked from what i hear and my date tonight just canceled so it has to be his fault.

Good Luck.

I'm definitely a unique exotic upscale unforgettable VIP best B.F.E experience garanteed. I'll fix your car, clean your computer viruses (while watching porn), tighten the pipes on your plumbing, eat all the food and drink the beer in your fridge, turn the porn on the TV, fart, and fall asleep on the couch! Got great TCB and love LFK, DFK and DATW too! I'm a BBM just lookin' for luv in all the wrong places. Ask me about my specials before I leave town soon.... only here a little while

Call me for the best BFE you will NEVER forget!

For an upcharge I'll have loud sloppy sex with the hot blondes next door in the classic P.S.B.F.E!

Im not into BFE, I just do ME(Martian Experience), there is a lot of probing...

Im not into BFE, I just do ME(Martian Experience), there is a lot of probing... Originally Posted by Martianman

Fucking pussy. I'll bet you're one of those "Green Party" supporters too.

Fucking pussy. I'll bet you're one of those "Green Party" supporters too. Originally Posted by Sire

Yes, I love fucking pussy and ass and mouths. I support all parties, as long as their plenty of ladies...

My BFE services after I fuck you I will fuck all your friends and post it up on youtube.

I challenge any of you to remember what this thread was actually about before we hijacked it.

You fucking hijackers

Fucking me is barely legal because I'm really old and fucking a corpse is against the law.