Have You Ever Seen A Rodeo Clown Get Kicked in the Crotch by a Bull? Rumor has it this is What it Feels like to be with PID.

Hilarious thread
damn, I got this cockwarmer from a little old lady some time ago. It's a bit on the loose side:
Originally Posted by quzi
TFF...
. It is alot of fun rolling women's eyes back in their head though! Originally Posted by Lassie89
Having seen that look , all I can say is - Yessir, fun fun fun...
get to the back of those sugar walls, also gets a back-of-the-throat blow job at the same damn time.
Hey thats my line !!!!
A big donger can put a professional gal out of business for a week.
Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
LMFAO ... TY Ms V ,... brings back a few memories of ladies ...
David.Douchehurst's Avatar
Ah ain't no roe-day-oh clown, but Ah bin kicked in tha huevos by a bull-dyke a numb'r o' times.
playingnthedark's Avatar
Now what was your original question?
Deznuttz's Avatar
Technically, your penis cannot be outted if it enters a room a full 15 seconds before the rest of you does.
Hell, ill bet even your health insurance considers that thing an "adjacent structure" Originally Posted by knotty man


You seem to be well versed in his penis.
Like a concealed firearm....small enough to pack anywhere, big enough to get your attention.
Fistofdollars's Avatar
I'm sure glad the open carry law passed. What a relief!