You might NOT be her ATF if....

KatieKatie's Avatar
She texts you in the morning to confirm your disAPPOINTMENT in the afternoon... Originally Posted by YummyMarie
Doesn't every provider confirm appointments in the morning?
Now, Katy...you and I both know that you are not a morning person. :-)
KatieKatie's Avatar
Now, Katy...you and I both know that you are not a morning person. :-) Originally Posted by Rickshaw17
I am now!

You are right more like noonish prior to September 1.
Richard Fitzwell's Avatar
She disputes your "yes" review in co-ed. Originally Posted by riday
The list and all of the add ons are funny as hell, but ^^^^^^^I started to cry laughing when I read that.
-shows up in a tank top & yoga pants. Originally Posted by Dorian Gray
Hey, I kinda like that look...

-you have her as your avatar, but never win "free pussy Friday." Originally Posted by Dorian Gray
CLASSIC!!!


...she makes you pay... Originally Posted by Wakeuр






She might not be your ATF...If you've been seeing her for years and she tells you that you should only contact her when you're ready to set up an appt...
GenesisNicole's Avatar
-you have her as your avatar, but never win "free pussy Friday." Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Awesome-ness!!

If she fires you...
You offer to set her up so she never has to work again, and she declares that she loves her independence too much.
Tobor the 8th Man's Avatar
You offer to set her up so she never has to work again, and she declares that she loves her independence too much. Originally Posted by YummyMarie
Ow.
Russ38's Avatar
....She intentionally leaves a floater in the toilet in plain view....
drops her nail file during mish
If she says you gotta leave I have client coming next. You forget to pay her donation or you short her and she posts an alert
cabletex7's Avatar
Tells you that DATY is so much more enjoyable with saran wrap as she double wraps herself.
Dorian Gray's Avatar
She says, "I got this. Won't be more than 5mins."
She says "You know, I don't do this with everyone, just you".