CILF POLL ROUND #4

For those of you sad that Kim Kardashian did not advance to round 4, a gent posted this on round 3. He found a way for you to soothe your sorrow:

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Have fun, Texans! Originally Posted by ANONONE
But I believe they have figured out that Cori is a "FAKE"
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I just saw that.

http://www.tineye.com/

is an awesome research tool for checking fake provider pics!
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For some reason, Marge Helhgenberger has been at the top of my list. The way she looks in certain CSI scenes just gets me going. Originally Posted by ftwranchman
I'll second that...........
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While I picked Halle Berry, it was from an eye candy perspective. Beyonce Knowles was very tempting not so much based on looks (while great not as good as many on the list) but on anticipated performance - just think of the breath control she has!!!
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While I picked Halle Berry, it was from an eye candy perspective. Beyonce Knowles was very tempting not so much based on looks (while great not as good as many on the list) but on anticipated performance - just think of the breath control she has!!! Originally Posted by Going Vagal
LOL!!!!

Breath control. . .that is a hoot.

Reminds me of a little joke I played on one of my ATF providers a few years back.

She knew my fantasy was to get a BBBJ in a hot tub and offered to do that for me if I paid for a room with a jacuzzi.

I went ahead and splurged and decked the place out complete with candles, rose petals, an ice bucket with Asti Spumante, chilled strawberries, and dark chocolate around the marvelous marble column and Italian tile of the hot tub suite.

Right next to the tub was a single rose across my scuba kit for my Spare Air:



Her eyes went wide when she saw it.

"What's that for?"

"So you can stay underwater when you go down on me. . ."

What's Spencer Grammer doing on this list anyway? Isn't he the guy that used to play "Frazier?"
What's Spencer Grammer doing on this list anyway? Isn't he the guy that used to play "Frazier?" Originally Posted by TexasT
NOT. She's his daughter. His name is Kelsey. Check her out in Greek on ABCFamily.
  • MrGiz
  • 02-01-2010, 06:55 PM
Kate Beckinsale.... it's the eyes! And, of course.... everything else!

Giz

P.S. - And.... as Warren Zevon said.... "She'll rip your throat out, Jim!"