Saratoga Sky is an asshole

Just buy yourself a pocket pussy and close your eyes and think about a provider. That should save you some money and aggravation. Originally Posted by hobbyist1

No this isn’t about pussy and sex
This is about wanting a girl to hold hands with in public and show off as my girlfriend

I get so sad and angry when I see young couples in public and feel denied that
It’s not the sex
It’s the companionship

am I the only one that thinks that handy Andy bugle boy....has 10 people locked up in his basement this man is not stable lol...we will be reading about him in the paper one day and just won't know its him....calling him a retard is a understandment

No it’s not like that at all
I’m more of less crying like a little kid.

Oh want a good laugh when I was 14, I got thrown out of summer camp.
I remember the exact time August 2001, the summer I was 14. I went to a week long drama/acting teen day camp for high schoolers at Lakeridge Farm (now Buckley Farm) on Rt. 50 in Burnt Hills (most of the other kids at the camp went to Burnt Hills-Ballston Lake or Shen). It was weeklong acting camp where we put on improtu skits and on the Friday was to do a mini play in which the parents were to come to watch. A lot of the other kids based their acting on the original “whose line is it anyways” with Drew Carey.
I liked a girl at camp, she did not like me back. I tried to grab her face and kiss her.
Then I was lying on the floor kicking and screaming tantruming like a little kid crying “I want a girlfriend, I want a girl” as the other kids walked over me. Thank god that YouTube or video phones were not around yet in 2001 or my tantrum might have went viral. But yeah after that, I got kicked out - the camp instructor said “come on, I’m taking you home” and left then other kids there unattended just to get me out of there and drove me home.

So ya I made it half way thru the camp before getting kicked out, it was day 3 on Wednesday this happened. And I’m guessing me and my tantrum was the talk of the town with the other kids and all their friends throughout Burnt Hills, Shen and wherever else; but probably soon forgotten when 9/11 happened one month later.

Fascinating.

No you all don’t understand
I’m desperate for a girlfriend and since I can’t find a girlfriend
I’m obsessed on wanting to show off a provider as my girlfriend
Like make out with her in public and hold hands in public and tell everyone she is my girlfriend
And ill do anything for that
I’m desperate and also desperate for money and I’m willing to refuse to pay my credit card and sacrifice my credit score for money for these providers
Honestly what happens if I refuse to pay my credit card?
Also willing to steal or swindle people for money just to have money to see these providers extra long to pass them off as my girlfriend Originally Posted by Handyandy1800

This is the best post I personally have seen on this board in a long time and almost certainly ever. I just don't like how you keep referring to them as "providers". They're whores.

I just want to come back on here and formerly announce that im officially done with Saratoga Sky. Originally Posted by Handyandy1800

No I don’t want anything to do with her. Originally Posted by Handyandy1800

No you all don’t understand
I’m desperate for a girlfriend Originally Posted by Handyandy1800

This is about wanting a girl to hold hands with in public and show off as my girlfriend Originally Posted by Handyandy1800

I get so sad and angry when I see young couples in public and feel denied that
It’s not the sex
It’s the companionship Originally Posted by Handyandy1800

No it’s not like that at all
I’m more of less crying like a little kid. Originally Posted by Handyandy1800

Please share some more Handy - this is very therapeutic for me since I have the exact same problem... well, except for the creepy parts...

I gotta agree with next best thing. where is this provider term coming up lol..whore is more accurate...these women don't care about you are seen as a job and dollar sign.. so of course some will try to be sweet to you.. talk you into buying more or pay more money.. they are like car salesman of pussy.. when they are selling you something they are your best friend but once you live and the door closes they give 2 shits about you lol...so whore hooker prostiute all work but provider no...if you wanna be nice I guess escort is ok ..but to be a escort you should be high end and advertise on eros

This is the best post I personally have seen on this board in a long time and almost certainly ever. I just don't like how you keep referring to them as "providers". They're whores. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing

I’m trying to show some respect for the providers
Just in case they are reading this and figure out who I am
I don’t want to lose them as a client
(Keeping in mind just cuz providers want money from horny men, they too can pick and chose who they see).
So I kiss their asses for that reason as this is my only option in getting laid.
I know many of you do this for fun or are even married and do this for side or secret fun.
There are people out there with autism or other social or mental disabilities who honestly would still be stuck virgins if they didn’t pay for sex. So to them this is s lifesaver.

I understand completely and another great post by the way.

So you're completely 100% giving up on Skye?

Maybe you should give her another chance when she reemerges.

I understand completely and another great post by the way.

So you're completely 100% giving up on Skye?

Maybe you should give her another chance. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing

Look Saratoga skye sucks in the bedroom anyways
She lacks enthusiasm, she rushes you and her pussy is too tight to get in half the time.
I haven’t even seen her for sex since February
I was just keeping in touch with her as a friend.
She constantly makes Facebook posts complaining she is alone and wants friends but ignores anyone (not just me, many people who offer her help and companionship) unless they give her money.
She uses everyone for rides and money.
She blew my birthday off (see my earlier posts) and she yesterday made a post how she’s lonely
All I did was comment that people including me offer to help her but she blows us off unless we offer her money (which is the truth and I had several of sky’s friends back up my comment in agreement)
She rudely blocks me on Facebook for pointing out the truth
That is what happened yesterday

Look Saratoga skye sucks in the bedroom anyways
She lacks enthusiasm, she rushes you and her pussy is too tight to get in half the time.
I haven’t even seen her for sex since February
I was just keeping in touch with her as a friend.
She constantly makes Facebook posts complaining she is alone and wants friends but ignores anyone (not just me, many people who offer her help and companionship) unless they give her money.
She uses everyone for rides and money.
She blew my birthday off (see my earlier posts) and she yesterday made a post how she’s lonely
All I did was comment that people including me offer to help her but she blows us off unless we offer her money (which is the truth and I had several of sky’s friends back up my comment in agreement)
She rudely blocks me on Facebook for pointing out the truth
That is what happened yesterday Originally Posted by Handyandy1800

Depending upon how far she wanted to go I would drive her around for a blowjob. Or maybe for a reasonable discount for a bareback fuck.

I'd be willing to do this if she would adhere to the federal mileage reimbursement rate as a discount for services rendered.

I prefer lean whores.

Regardless of any of this she should at least be polite to you as a customer. Nastiness comes back in spades on these prostitutes. There are only so many submissives they can run over before they are made to pay where it hurts most.

Depending upon how far she wanted to go I would drive her around for a blowjob. Or maybe for a reasonable discount for a bareback fuck.

I'd be willing to do this if she would adhere to the federal mileage reimbursement rate as a discount for services rendered.

I prefer lean whores.

Regardless of any of this she should at least be polite to you as a customer. Nastiness comes back in spades on these prostitutes. There are only so many submissives they can run over before they are made to pay where it hurts most. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing

I don’t do blowjobs (call me crazy but you’re not surprised as everything else I do is crazy)
But yeah I don’t do head and have turned down head many times
I only like missionary style vaginal sex and nothing else.

And I’m not a customer anymore of Saratoga Sky as she is not doing this anymore. I more of less wanted to be non-sexual friends with her.

Plenty of other ways to have a “friend” like that my man. It sounds more like you’re desperate for any attention whatsoever....from whores, errrr, I mean providers, people in public, or even here....don’t waste your time, oh, and leave her number, I’m always around to give her a ride, in trade of course. Nothing wrong with a little road head!

Moved to coed. dj8