Average Penis Size!

i think i need a woman to measure mine for me. It ruins the mood when i do it alone!
I remember reading that the average man is 6 inches....i like to believe that.
Merlin's Wand's Avatar
I've read that the average size is around 5 and 3/4 inches. Originally Posted by Reese Foster
I've also read this in a number of places. I really believe most of the guys out there claiming 9+ are just plain lying. Or maybe delusional. Porn movies have given people a completely unrealistic expectation as what constitutes normal size.

I also suspect this guy has never really been told he's small. He's probably just looking for someone to stroke his ego and tell him what a stud he is.

It's not the size of the wand, it's the magic in it.
I know from experience...I have always guessed a guy to be larger than he is. By a few inches at least. I think I get "dickombobulated" or something when I see a pretty penis.


So if you want a few more inches...just show it to me and ask me how big it is.
Blurr 7's Avatar
"dickombobulated" Originally Posted by Reese Foster
Nice one. Lol.
I know from experience...I have always guessed a guy to be larger than he is. By a few inches at least. I think I get "dickombobulated" or something when I see a pretty penis.


So if you want a few more inches...just show it to me and ask me how big it is. Originally Posted by Reese Foster
note to self.......dickombobulate Reese soon.
i like the way you estimate!!!!! no rulers needed, just the reese-a-meter.
Stang1965's Avatar
I was chatting with a newbie in chat this morning and he asked me what was the smallest and largest size penis that I have ever seen! At first, I was about to tell him to go jump in the lake, but I politely responded that I have seen anywhere from 2 inches to 9 inches! Just as I was expecting for him to brag that had a huge one, he confided in me that he was worried that he was small!

You see, this gentleman is only 27 and was told by a girlfriend in high school that he had a small penis! Even his wife has told him that she's had bigger! I assured him that size does not matter, but he's still worried!

Y'all wanna guess how big he is?

7-7 1/2 inches!

I told him that not only was he above average, his ex girlfriend and wife are crazy!


What do y'all consider average size?

Let's reassure this young man, please! Originally Posted by Lana Warren

I try not to give too much thought to this subject... That way I don't get disappointed if I'm below average (Probably) or get a big head if I'm above average (Not)!!! I am just Happy and Content with what I have and use it to the best of my abilities and hope that I don't disappoint!!!

But Lana, you are welcome to measure mine any day!!!

I know from experience...I have always guessed a guy to be larger than he is. By a few inches at least. I think I get "dickombobulated" or something when I see a pretty penis.


So if you want a few more inches...just show it to me and ask me how big it is. Originally Posted by Reese Foster
Reese,

I'll show you mine any day also, and you don't even have to tell me how big it is!!!


Now back to Lana's request. Lana, The only thing I can say to your friend is; "Be Happy with what you have (You can't trade it in). Learn how to use it, your mouth and your hands. But more importantly; Learn to listen to your lady partners and you will do just fine!!! If you do that, then you will hear no complains from the ladies. No matter the size!!!"
i've seen a lot of "growers, not show-ers" in my time. It never fails to make me have a jaw dropping moment.

many of the men I have met that are hung like a walrus dick (sorry - I was watching wildboys today and they passed off a walrus penis bone. LOL) actually don't know how big it is...they just know they got a big dick, they need the xtra large condoms, and want to have if fucked or sucked.

basically - the same thing as most other guys - just leaving out the measuring and what size condom. (hey - I've had snugger fits too...but there can be times I wonder how the mechanics will work for sex - because I'm no spinner by any means, and with this big ol ass to get by....well, whatever makes them happy.)
Hmm.. I have never seen Lana before, how did she know about my 2" penis? Hmm.

Some ladies tell me that I have a beautiful penis but i just think that they say that to all the guys, and call them superman or whatever.
Lana Warren's Avatar
Hmm.. I have never seen Lana before, how did she know about my 2" penis? Hmm.

Some ladies tell me that I have a beautiful penis but i just think that they say that to all the guys, and call them superman or whatever. Originally Posted by spaceneedle
Honey,
You ARE my superman!
FishGuy13's Avatar
I'm not sure how true it is, but why let the truth get in the way, but I've heard ... its not the size of the wave, but the motion of the ocean! OR it has more to do with skill, than size you could be huge and hurt the poor gal, or on the small side and make her very happy. I also belive 'some women' tend to try to hurt us the most by saying we are too small, gay or bad in bed when they are hurt.
The size Reese said is about the average I have heard most often, and not all women are the same size on their inside end either.
guys lie and exagurate all the time. Question has to be asked to females. Everyone is different and everyone all women have had different experinces with different guys. Ladies, what would you say is avg for you, individually?
SASpurfan's Avatar
Darn, I wish mine was 7.5 inches!

SAS
ArtieLange's Avatar
Wow, I was hoping 3 inches was average. Hard to measure when you can't see it, or find it for that matter. I can use a band-aid for a condom and he's worried about 7 1/2 inches? F him.
billw1032's Avatar
Note to self: see Lana or Reese for an evaluation.
Jazzplayer's Avatar
It's not the size of the ship in the sea...it's the motion in the ocean...