who's the biggest squirter distance and volume wise

The next dumb shit question you're going to see on this board is who drops the larger load during a brown shower, bunch of juveniles
From your username you're looking for someone to squirt on you, look on the board in your area, then either do research or do a ISO thread. Originally Posted by dreamvacationdates

Not sure where you get off telling anybody what to post or where to post. If you don't like it take your pimp ass business to another site. If he wants someone to squirt on him that's his thing and more power to him. No need for you to judge him. What's next on your list to ban taint tickling?

What's next on your list to ban taint tickling? Originally Posted by thisguy23

That is just wrong ... wrong I say ...

Ok, from Biloxi, MS...I can make a normal bed turn into a waterbed if the right fireworks are happening and have been known to shoot off the bed a time or 2.

Regarding this squirting topic....all I can say is I'm glad I only gush, not shoot/squirt a huge volume. If I squirt big time everytime I have sex like a fire hose, I may stop having sex cause I'm tired of washing sheets, towels, cleaning furnitures and wall all the time. Just being realistic from a female's point of view. LOL

Samantha, it really can be a big pain. A messy one as well. Just glad it's not set on automatic timer lol

Samantha, it really can be a big pain. A messy one as well. Just glad it's not set on automatic timer lol Originally Posted by Mina Parker

But look on the bright side...if it's set on automatic timer, you can just go to the yard and give your sprinkler system a break! May save on water bill, too! LOL I'm such a goof!! Hehe!

Regarding this squirting topic....all I can say is I'm glad I only gush, not shoot/squirt a huge volume. If I squirt big time everytime I have sex like a fire hose, I may stop having sex cause I'm tired of washing sheets, towels, cleaning furnitures and wall all the time. Just being realistic from a female's point of view. LOL Originally Posted by samantha thom

I would like to find out, next time you visit Houston, Samantha.

Regarding this squirting topic....all I can say is I'm glad I only gush, not shoot/squirt a huge volume. If I squirt big time everytime I have sex like a fire hose, I may stop having sex cause I'm tired of washing sheets, towels, cleaning furnitures and wall all the time. Just being realistic from a female's point of view. LOL Originally Posted by samantha thom

Laziness will not be tolerated, being lazy is MY JOB.

Lol

Thank you all for taking this as it was meant. Just a fun thread. I definately wouldn't mind seeing you ladies

I know of a provider up here in Canada that her personal record is 9.5 feet she hopes to make it 10 feet soon.

Not sure where you get off telling anybody what to post or where to post. If you don't like it take your pimp ass business to another site. If he wants someone to squirt on him that's his thing and more power to him. No need for you to judge him. What's next on your list to ban taint tickling? Originally Posted by thisguy23

Pimp. LOL you're a hoot, how you figure that, what do you know about pimps, what a wankster, oh yeah I don't talk about dumb 15 year old kid shit. hey man if that's your thing, go for it, that was just my opinion, hey there is a thread about golden showers, maybe you can go talk about piss hold time and quanity.
Now if this was in the Another Realm Forum I wouldn't of say a word cause that's where this stuff goes, but out in the main discuss forum, it's open for people opinions.

A retired lady blasted the curtains of her hotel room, about 10 feet away from the bed. She then collapsed on me and told me I was done for the evening.

Pimp. LOL you're a hoot, how you figure that, what do you know about pimps, what a wankster, oh yeah I don't talk about dumb 15 year old kid shit. hey man if that's your thing, go for it, that was just my opinion, hey there is a thread about golden showers, maybe you can go talk about piss hold time and quanity.
Now if this was in the Another Realm Forum I wouldn't of say a word cause that's where this stuff goes, but out in the main discuss forum, it's open for people opinions. Originally Posted by dreamvacationdates

Never said it was my thing, that's just you jumping to conclusions and showing your ass.

If a mod thought this belonged in Another Realm Forum I'm sure they would have moved it there. Maybe you should hit the RTM button and tell them how wrong they are for not doing so.

No one here is interested in your thoughts on anyone who is underage.

Now if you have been made a mod and I just haven't been told yet I apologize, if not remember here across the pond we express ourselves openly and freely. We don't need you to tell us what is dumb wankster stuff in a attempt to shut us up. And by all means you are free to express yourself also, I'm sure you have stupid you haven't even used yet.