This doesn't merit a full fledged poll, so I'll post it here. Would you fuck Rachel Maddow, if all of the following were true:
1. You're drunk
2. She showered and brushed her teeth
3. You didn't have to go down on her
4. You could wear a condom
5. She kept quiet and didn't say a word while you were banging
My answer is "yes", if I weren't in a committed relationship. But my standards are low. I'd rather fuck a fat girl.
Originally Posted by Tiny
I would definitely fuck her.
1. She needs to be drunk. I want her loosened up. I want to enjoy it sober
2. Yes she needs to be showered, teeth brushed but NO SHAVING.
3. I insist on going down on her UNSHAVEN sprawling out of control bush
4. No raincoat. Hopefully she is my baby momma
5. I want that bitch to scream like a cheerleader