Favorite Kissing Style....

That's some of the gayest shit I have ever heard from a guy on a hooker board. LOL. You sure a cock never happens to be in the way when you kiss with your soul? Originally Posted by Leah Layada

It's not a guy!

IB

Let me slowly work my tongue with yours. Then let me slide my tongue around your gums and come back and work my tongue with your tongue. Then let me nibble on your lips and then you give me more tongue.

Did I mention I have a long tongue with stamina

I guess I'm just a retard

IB Originally Posted by Iron Butterfly

It's good to see you are becoming more self aware. That's growth.

It's not a guy!

IB Originally Posted by Iron Butterfly

Well according to many here I am the return of a long disabled account WIHH. If this is true well WIHH had 2 verifiable reviews with 2 known providers, one of whom is among the most respected on the board.

Make up your mind. Gay monger who only sees women or a bandle who is clearly Not WIHH? It is interesting how anyone who communicates on a level beyond brainless banter, grunts and groans must be either a female or gay.

If you're going to attempt to push buttons then at least do a bit of research beforehand.

For someone going out of their way to insult my intelligence over a couple sentences on a message board you seem to be rather deficient in reading comprehension, tact, basic deductive reasoning and situational awareness.

How is reserving passionate kissing for my private life indicative of my lack of depth as a lover or human being? If anything my refusal to commercialize that aspect of my sexuality proves the exact opposite of what you're arguing. Also, this is an online message board where strangers meet to fuck other strangers and bust a nut on their face if it's allowed...it's not Paris in the springtime between two hopeful and naive lovers. Get over yourself.

Also, I know you meant it as an insult but I actually like the phrase "chubby fuck doll" and think it kinda suits my purposes here! It's a damn shame I'm clearly so incredibly stupid but on the bright side at least I'm confident and secure enough to accept my place in life and make the best of it. I guess it's a good thing I'm here on a SHMB to perform "Russian lessons" rather than give a dissertation on Russian literature.

Also, what in the world does our exchange here have to do with whispers? What teeth does your threat to show this post to the mods the next time I RTM whispers have when those two things aren't connected at all?!

Why are you so sensitive and such a try hard?

I love it!

I kiss with my soul is gay? This statement reveals your lack of depth as both a lover and human being.
It's also consistent with the deficient intellect behind your other posts.

Some ladies hook due to circumstances. You clearly hook because there's nothing else to you inside.
No depth, heat, passion or romance. Incapable of any spirit connection. Just an empty, jaded, used up, chubby fuck doll who bumps four year old alerts for attention.

"I kiss with my soul and my lips just so happen to be in the way" = Kissing with my very being on a level transcending just pressing lips and swapping spit. It's about making a deeper connection even if only for an hour. It's about kissing her as if she's the true love of my life even if only IOP.

With your stunted insight I fear even the translation is wasted on you.

Regardless I think Whispers should use this thread as a reference the next time you go crying to the mods that he's targeting the chubby fuck doll without sufficient provocation.

.. Originally Posted by Lightesttouch

For someone going out of their way to insult my intelligence over a couple sentences on a message board you seem to be rather deficient in reading comprehension, tact, basic deductive reasoning and situational awareness.

How is reserving passionate kissing for my private life indicative of my lack of depth as a lover or human being? If anything my refusal to commercialize that aspect of my sexuality proves the exact opposite of what you're arguing. Also, this is an online message board where strangers meet to fuck other strangers and bust a nut on their face if it's allowed...it's not Paris in the springtime between two hopeful and naive lovers. Get over yourself.

Also, I know you meant it as an insult but I actually like the phrase "chubby fuck doll" and think it kinda suits my purposes here! It's a damn shame I'm clearly so incredibly stupid but on the bright side at least I'm confident and secure enough to accept my place in life and make the best of it. I guess it's a good thing I'm here on a SHMB to perform "Russian lessons" rather than give a dissertation on Russian literature.

Why are you so sensitive and such a try hard? Originally Posted by Leah Layada

Simply responding to your aggressive thread hijack in a thought out rational manner is being sensitive? When it comes to responding to you there truly is no "trying" involved.

It's good for everyone to know that you reserve all passion for your private life.

You are proud to be a Fat Passionless Provider. Good for you. I'm sure that phone is just ringing off the hook.

This explains why you have to bump 4 year old alerts just to let everyone know you supposedly snared a client.
This also explains how you have the free time to be the most profusely posting provider on the board.
You accuse others of having long winded posts when your posts are always considerably longer.

Anyway OP getting back on topic I do indeed kiss as if she is my last kiss. Anything else is a waste of my time.

OMG you are too much!

You are so far off the reservation I don't think you'll make it back my way anytime soon. However, eternal optimist that I am, I shall try to lead you home.

1) There's a huge difference between saving one's most passionate kisses for non commercialized experiences and as you say "reserving all passion for your private life." If you can't see that then you are just being willfully ignorant. I'm 5'7'' and 160 lbs...chubby but no belly rolls and definitely no "crust". Just a plump, large breasted hourglass shaped fuck doll.

2) I've actually turned down a couple guys that have offered to review me here and have had to waitlist a couple prospective clients on p411 because I am staying busy enough for my liking with my regulars. Any reasonable person with p411 can see my "oks" and know that I have seen more than "a" client. Further, why would I bump an old alert thread to "brag" that I saw a client yet not even bother to post Ads on a regular basis? I bumped the thread because I thought it was relevant and maybe I wanted to brag a bit that my memory was so good. What fucking planet are you from that clients are so hard to come by? I don't even have a showcase and I'm doing just fine. I guess you're used to babymamas with unmentionable habits that necessitate a revolving door of guys.

3) My phone isn't ringing off the hook because I'm not in the mood for it to be and haven't taken actions with that goal in mind...but why are you so concerned with how busy I am or am not? Why is it relevant at all unless you were hinting that you want to pay my phone bill for me? I could use a sugar daddy-or a sugar mama!

I don't think I've ever denied being long winded as it's obvious I am. But my initial post to you was like two sentences and you responded with a seething manifesto...which has admittedly prompted me to write increasingly longer posts in an attempt to untangle your screwy logic.

My initial post calling you gay because you say you're a guy that likes to kiss providers "with your soul" was really just meant in a teasing way not in the hyper aggressive way you seem to have taken it. I've never met you, hold no ill will towards you and don't have the energy to devote to whatever soap opera you've got worked up in your head. I jokingly called you gay and you called me a stupid chubby fuck doll that can't get any clients.

Let's just call it even because I'm a nice person.

Simply responding to your aggressive attack in a thought out rational manner is being sensitive? When it comes to responding to you there truly is no "trying" involved.

It's good for everyone to know that you reserve all passion for your private life.

So you are proud to be a Fat Passionless provider. Good for you. I'm sure that phone is ringing off the hook.
This explains why you have to bump 4 year old alerts just to let everyone know you allegedly finally had client.

You accuse others of having long winded posts when your posts are always longer. You're on a roll.


Anyway OP I do indeed kiss as if she is my last kiss. Anything else is a waste of my time. Originally Posted by Lightesttouch

OMG you are too much!

You are so far off the reservation I don't think you'll make it back my way anytime soon but, eternal optimist that I am, I shall try.

1) There's a huge difference between saving one's most passionate kisses for non commercialized experiences and as you say "reserving all passion for your private life." If you can't see that then you are just being willfully ignorant.

2) I've actually turned down a couple guys that have offered to review me here and have had to waitlist a couple prospective clients on p411 because I am staying busy enough for my liking with my regulars. Any reasonable person with p411 can see my "oks" and know that I have seen more than "a" client. Further, why would I bump an old alert thread to "brag" that I saw a client yet not even bother to post Ads on a regular basis? I bumped the thread because I thought it was relevant and maybe I wanted to brag a bit that my memory was so good. What fucking planet are you from that clients are so hard to come by? I don't even have a showcase and I'm doing just fine. I guess you're used to babymamas with unmentionable habits that necessitate a revolving door of guys.

3) My phone isn't ringing off the hook because I'm not in the mood for it to be and haven't taken actions with that goal in mind...but why are you so concerned with how busy I am or am not? Why is it relevant at all unless you were hinting that you want to pay my phone bill for me? I could use a sugar daddy-or a sugar mama!

I don't think I've ever denied being long winded as it's obvious I am. But my initial post calling you gay because you say you're a guy that likes to kiss providers "with your soul" was really just meant in a teasing way not in the hyper aggressive way you seem to have taken it. I've never met you, hold no ill will towards you and don't have the energy to devote to whatever soap opera you've got worked up in your head. I jokingly called you gay and you called me a stupid chubby fuck doll that can't get any clients.

Let's just call it even because I'm a nice person. Originally Posted by Leah Layada

Don't try so hard. The only buttons easier to push than yours are Ricky's.

Keep in mind that you are deliberately hijacking a thread. Back on topic if you will.

...

You realize that you haven't responded to any of the points I made and are now just trying to turn people's attention elsewhere? Claiming you were "just pushing buttons" at this point and not refuting my responses to your attacks is a pretty lame response and an answer in and of itself.

Don't try so hard. The only buttons easier to push than yours are Ricky's.

Keep in mind that you are deliberately hijacking a thread. Back on topic if you will.

... Originally Posted by Lightesttouch

I was think more like a mandle, not a bandle. But time will tell right, carry on oh mighty one!

IB

You realize that you haven't responded to any of the points I made and are now just trying to turn people's attention elsewhere? Claiming you were "just pushing buttons" at this point and not refuting my responses to your attacks is a pretty lame response and an answer in and of itself. Originally Posted by Leah Layada

You started some shit with a thread hijack directed at me (Innocent joke my ass). I finished it with an appropriate response and ended by acknowledging that I have no desire to perpetuate the thread hijack.

This is a concept you seem to have trouble grasping as you continuously demonstrate you have zero regard for staying on topic in most of your thread posts.

If I'm going to get pointed it will be because I deliberately choose to violate guidelines and not because I allowed myself to get drawn into unending brainless banter by someone with little regard for the OP.

I responded initially, made my point and that is that. You're an alias and I'm an alias so none of the banter actually has any value or meaning.

Now please do discuss how you only kiss clients without any passion if you will. That's on topic and I will happy to respond accordingly.

If one is too fat and menu limited for a visually rewarding PSE and too passionless for a rewarding GFE what exactly do they have to offer that a fleshlight and a free porn site can't provide at zero cost?

If I just wanted a dispassionate Fat Fuck Doll (I'm glad you adopted the title), I would simply order one online, fuck it and store it under the bed where it belongs.

I would think kissing with IOP would be essential. At the very least offer Amazing Kissing. Kiss with your Soul lol.

Chubby women are the best kissers

That's some of the gayest shit I have ever heard from a guy on a hooker board. LOL. You sure a cock never happens to be in the way when you kiss with your soul? Originally Posted by Leah Layada

You are fucking hilarious!! I don't EVER spend what your hourly rate is, but I'm going to book a session with you soon because you always make me laugh. Love this shit.

Not sure if you're laughing with me or at me but I will be glad to take your cash all the same! Tell me it's you when you book so I can read your posts and get a better sense of what you might be amused by.

Also, my hourly rate is only $250 an hour!

You are fucking hilarious!! I don't EVER spend what your hourly rate is, but I'm going to book a session with you soon because you always make me laugh. Love this shit. Originally Posted by RNB

Chubby women are the best at giving blowjobs Originally Posted by wayaboutround

Fixed it for you