Explanations to the SO for shaving

Tell her you're a woman trapped in a man's body and you can't live this lie anymore.

To get rid of the crabs.

Less talky more sucky

Make her part of the change. Any change she's involved with won't raise suspicions. Afterwards you continue because you "like" it...

In your 'old age' you've gotten more sensitive to your own smell. Maybe you caught a whiff of yourself after work and it got to you. Then apologize to your SO for being mildly stinky all these years. You just never noticed it. Hell, you were talking to some younger guys at work/the gym and they all bragged how trimming down helped the smell, and it made you really self conscious.

Tell her it's the only sure fire way to get rid of crabs.



. Originally Posted by threepeckeredbillygoat

And her reply would be? Hoped for reaction: I didn't know you crabbed, darling? Likely reaction: Get way away from me, you louse. See you in Court!

Thats a easy one.
Just tell her... " I did it for you , baby"
(with a little southern grin)

It started to go gray and you didn't like it.

At least you guys have an SO who'd notice.

come out of the shower naked and say you did it for her.

tell her its hot outside and you got tired of your balls constantly sweating

tell her its none of her business. yall are not married

At least you guys have an SO who'd notice. Originally Posted by Sir Lancehernot

Right? My SO never said a thing. Had it been necessary, I was prepared to tell her that I did it for her. Read online that it made things more enjoyable and thought I would give it a shot. Now it's been years, so I doubt she'll ever ask. If she does, I'll tell her it is a clean feeling that I like. I shave balls, taint, and around the stem. Left a bush at the top, so I wasn't suddenly bald.

For some reason, you have been chafing from the heat. you read that trimming may help. So you're going to trim back your hair to see if that helps.trim not Bald

So Caleb raises an interesting question about how far to go. I was sort of checking that out myself earlier this evening. Now I'm not bear-hairy, but there's not a distinct place to stop. So how far do you go? I'm leaning towards leaving the bush above as well.

Right? My SO never said a thing. Had it been necessary, I was prepared to tell her that I did it for her. Read online that it made things more enjoyable and thought I would give it a shot. Now it's been years, so I doubt she'll ever ask. If she does, I'll tell her it is a clean feeling that I like. I shave balls, taint, and around the stem. Left a bush at the top, so I wasn't suddenly bald. Originally Posted by Caleb

Tell her you want her to suck your balls, and that's why you did it.

I work outdoors a lot and told her the same as Goose2U , and she really hasn't said anything. Sex is so rare with her that she didn't notice