tooting my own horn and trying to make decisions

I'm hung like a

I'm lucky if I can get past the lips. Originally Posted by Rand Al'Thor

yea but then what? wiggle?

Have you seen a girl with her lips around a tuna can?

Only option is to twist.

Carl that is a good point, and yes ATXWRX we can test those ladies out and see..

HobbyDude: comes-a-cryin' to the coed section because Sally Sue Sexy said he had a small wiener!! or a hairy back
Originally Posted by RALPHEY BOY

Why drag me into this?

I'm with you Ralphey. It was definitely the most disappointing aspect of my hobbying.

You know, I don't even have that big of a dick, but for some reason, finding a girl that will let me go to town even in missionary is tough. I'm not even talking Greek or DT. I do like Greek, but prefer it only when it's desired which is pretty rare. Real DT is pretty rare, but who doesn't enjoy that, but seriously, I just want to go balls deep with the stamina and attitude of a Tasmanian devil. There have only been a few girls out there who have responded well to that, but I keep looking for the next one.

Damn, it's a good thing I was blessed with a big tongue!!! I haven't had any complaints!!!


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this is about reviews and girls who advertise DT as part of their menu.

guys like me who are larger than average get the 'short end of the stick' when it comes to DT and greek.




Greek: pretty much the same as DT Originally Posted by RALPHEY BOY

I had a girl friend who could not handle more than a 6 inch dick in the front cause it was tilted she had to take the larger ones in the greek way. The woman's wall can be 5 to 13 inches. hers was 6 so if it was large and long off to greece they went.
I always heard you can take any length that way is that true?
I would not know and do not want to find out by experience. lol

Trust me. The most humble men are the ones who don't feel the need to brag about the size of their cock. And those tend to be the most beautiful cocks to enjoy!! Over the ones that feel the need to constantly brag about the size of their so called large cock.

oh hell no! dicks too short, guts too big, and my skin is too thin! Originally Posted by knotty man

BTW just because you have a big paint brush does NOT MEAN YOU KNOW HOW TO PAINT.

BTW just because you have a big paint brush does NOT MEAN YOU KNOW HOW TO PAINT. Originally Posted by Majichands

not true in my case but yes I have heard of this issue before...

Trust me. The most humble men are the ones who don't feel the need to brag about the size of their cock. And those tend to be the most beautiful cocks to enjoy!! Over the ones that feel the need to constantly brag about the size of their so called large cock. Originally Posted by Wicked Milf

I am not humble so this does not apply to me

I guess its no worse than reading ad after ad on how great of time I am going to have with Provider X and how I will not be disappointed with her pics or her service...

hey I am good looking guy!! in shape, nicely hung, clean, shave all my body hair down to almost nada, I smell good, I am polite, I do not ask for weird or wild requests( tie you up or degrade you).. not asking for freebies, not asking for more time, not asking for anything more than a nice time with any Provider I book. I pay your fee and do not try to short change you

I knew a guy in college who could toot his own horn.
Always seemed kinda creepy to me.

Very amusing thread. On a more serious note, assuming this was a serious inquiry? I would expect common sense would come into play here. It's reasonable to assume that the larger, &/or thicker you are, the slimmer you chances of being the honored recipient of such a blissful experience. Just my lil ol 2 cents.

U just explained exactly why I don't advertise dt anymore...I did when i first started and learned my lesson on the first 10 incher. I'd rather happily surprise someone that wasn't expecting it then advertise conditionally. Originally Posted by Hannah Heresy

+1