The Best Pickup lines you have heard/said/or just funny!

Is there a mirror in your pants? Becaues I can see myself in them.

I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a bananna creme.

I lost my phone number, can I have yours? Originally Posted by geniusman

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My daughter got that one. Her reply was, "Sure, 1-800-GET-A-LIFE!"

I just got paid.

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My daughter got that one. Her reply was, "Sure, 1-800-GET-A-LIFE!" Originally Posted by DFK Hunter

That happened to my best friend years ago. But back then there was a number you could call for time/temperature in downtown Fort Worth. The girl wrote down that number and he called it that night to try and hook up with her. It was classic how pissed he was he had been taken!!!

Just a few more..
There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
Your eyes are the same color as my Bentley
You already have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a manfriend, come see me.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, i'd have five cents.

Woman: "I'll do anything you want for $300...."
Man: "Paint my house."

If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Originally Posted by Nicole Preston

Hey, Nicole:
If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

OK, Nicole, now that song will be stuck in my brain for the rest of the day...

"If I said you were an angel would you treat me like devil tonight..."

Sorry

Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you!

"hey, my buddy over there wants to know if you think I'm cute"

"can I get your number so my buddy knows where to reach me in the morning"

"they say that our skin is the largest organ on our body, that's not true in my case"

"if you were holding a dozen roses, I'd be looking at the 13 most beautiful things in the world"

Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?

Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

Lets make like fabric softener and snuggle.

What has 142 teeth and holds back The Incredible Hulk? My zipper

Kiss me if I'm wrong but, isn't your name....________?

"Would you mind holding my drink while I write down your phone number?"