Sexual Trival Pursuit

[QUOTE=CatPee;1055239808]and stay there?[/QUOT

Wow, her man's ego will never be hurt after that! That looks extremely uncomfortable though. The ER DR doesn't show a bit of shock. Geez, I bet that lady was in lala land with all those meds & O's.

That's kinds how I feel after the sybian, just not for two hours!!

1. Other than the genitals and the breasts, the inner nose is the only other body part that routinely swells during intercourse – this is because it is made from the same type of erectile tissue as the penis.

I don't quite know how to feel about that?!

2. Humans aren’t the only species that partake in oral sex; cheetahs, hyenas, and goats all go down too.

I knew I like cheetahs & dolphins for a reason. Originally Posted by Scarlett De Rossi

LOL,
so, is that a dick on your face, or are you just happy to see me ?

Asks Pinocoho's girlfriend. Hardy har har!

Uh... that might be Hardy Ho Ho J/S

I can only recall terms regarding "flaring nostrils". Like when an animal or human goes beserk. Both sort of denote a loss of control.

There is an often overlooked sex organ located in the nose of most mammals. The vomeronasal organ has epithelia that serves as a chemical sensory organ.

While there are sensory neurons in the human VNO there seem to be no connections between the VNO and the central nervous system.

The associated olfactory bulb is present in human fetus but regresses and vanishes in the adult brain.

But there have been studies performed by psychologist which suggest that the human VNO does function, but only responds to hormones in a "sex-specific manner". There also have been pheromone receptor genes found in olfactory mucosa.

I hope this clears it up.

15) The average male takes about 3 minutes to reach orgasm. (hobby guys must be super human) Originally Posted by Scarlett De Rossi

Or sub-human depending on how you look at it. As an evolved adaptation, ejaculating quickly once the sex organs have become aroused uses less time and energy. Natural selection is out to get edgers!

I hope this clears it up. Originally Posted by Mr Peabody

Actually it mostly just raises more interesting questions. But thanks for the insight. Fascinating stuff!

(staff edit; explicit images cannot be posted in public forums; ztonk)

http://www.getfrank.co.nz/dating-rom...-sexual-trivia Originally Posted by Scarlett De Rossi

How about these stats Miss De Rossi?

About 75 percent of all women never reach orgasm from intercourse alone -- that is without the extra help of sex toys, hands or tongue. And 10 to 15 percent never climax under any circumstances.

But it might not be all in their heads, according to Kim Wallen, professor of behavioral neuroendocrinology at Emory University.

He wants to determine if a woman's ability to have an orgasm with penile stimulation alone depends on how far her clitoris lies from her vagina -- the so-called "C-V distance."

Wallen said understanding more about a woman's anatomy might enhance her sex life.
"I suspect that for a large proportion of women, orgasm from intercourse alone is just never going to happen and knowing that might give women some solace."

Princess Marie Bonaparte, a French psychoanalyst, discovered that the optimal C-V distance is 2.5 centimeters, about an inch, or the space between the fingertip and the thumb.

"Just as there are physical attributes that would prevent some people from ever becoming a concert violinist, or run the 100 meters in 10 seconds, there are attributes that make it unlikely that some women will ever experience orgasm from intercourse alone," he said,

In analysis of the Bonaparte data, the researchers first had to reframe the question. Instead of asking, "Do you have orgasm during intercourse?" they created a "more explicit survey" asking if manual or oral stimulation had been involved.

http://www.getfrank.co.nz/dating-rom...-sexual-trivia

• Poor Honey Bee Sheezus

• 7 minutes from penetration to orgasm for the male. (They were obviously NOT talking about hobbyists')

• note to self...never bate in Indonesia

MORE WEIRD SHIT BELOW!!



20 Crazy Facts About Sex

When I saw this I thought I'd post it here as it could answer some questions you didn't know you had. =)

1) Thirty minutes of sex can burn between 100 and 200 calories. (if this were true we would all be spinners)

2) The average size of an erect penis is 5 to 6 inches. (I will agree with that)

3) Both women and men can be allergic to semen. (now that's funny)

4) With nothing in its path, a penis can shoot semen 12 to 24 inches away. (true story )

5) In rare cases, menstrual cramps can cause orgasms. (FUCKING LIARS)

6) The longest recorded erect penis length is 13 inches. The smallest is 1 cm. (I believe I have seen both those guys)

7) There are about 1,000 euphemisms for "vagina" in the English language. mmkkkay

8) Sex is a natural antihistamine and headache cure. (She will NEVER be able to pull the headache excuse if you show her this statistic!)

9) Sex is a natural antihistamine and headache cure.

10) One teaspoon of semen contains approximately 300 million sperm.

11) Women with an active sex life produce more estrogen, resulting in smoother skin and shinier hair. (so it's not those expensive products I use?)

12) During ejaculation, a man's semen travels about 28 miles per hour. (determined little fuckers aren't they?)

13) "Ithyphallophobia" is the fear of seeing or having an erect penis. (none of us ladies' suffer from that here)

14) A teaspoon of semen contains about five calories. (that must piss the anorexics off)

15) The average male takes about 3 minutes to reach orgasm. (hobby guys must be super human)

16) A man will ejaculate 14 gallons of semen in a lifetime. (I will NEVER be able to shake that visual. Why did I read that?)

17) Black women are 50 percent more likely to reach orgasm during sex than white women. (bitches! kidding

18) Semen is good for oral health due to its zinc and calcium content. (one more reason to CIM)

19) Men who have an active sex life have a longer life expectancy, past 80 years on average. (Hmmm, do hobbyist live longer?)

20) There are approximately 100 million sexual acts performed each day. That's about how many Tweets are written each day. Originally Posted by Scarlett De Rossi

#1 This is why Ms. De Rossi only does one hour sessions guys, so she gets a better cardio workout and burns more calories.

#2 Actually the 30 year Masters & Johnson study shows the average male erect penis is 5 1/2-5 3/4 inches. The average and little guys need all the help they can get, so let's not short them ok!

#4 Do your kegels boys, eat your Wheaties and make sure Ms. De Rossi isn't blocking your path!

#5 Orgasms...they meant homicidal killers!

#6 Ms. De Rossi since seeing everything from 1cm to 13 inches has been officially appointed by The Library of Congress as The Librarian of Indexed Cock.

#7 But how many for penis?

#10 See you ladies (the good ones anyways) are all mini mass murders! Run Forest run....

12. I like to think I have Cheetah sperm and clock out at around 65mph!

13. "Ithyphallophobia" is the fear of seeing or having an erect penis. (That's so weird, I have that exact same fear when I take a handful of Viagra and wear tight orange sweat pants into a strip club!)

15. 180 seconds of macho man love, get it while it's hot ladies. No wonder we keep losing girls to the other team, you can't really blame them now can you.

16. Typo correction, that was each man that sees Ms. De Rossi will ejaculate 14 gallons of semen on, in and around her!

17. There's a reason Oreo's are two sides black and only one side white.

18. They don't call them your pearly whites for nothing.

20. And what % of that is paid for services?

BL

"Bonk" by Mary Roach is a fun read if you want to learn about boning. She mentioned the c-v distance relating to orgasm during penetration, too. I almost got a ruler out to check my distance, but that felt too gender bendy.

18 is my fave. Now if I can get more females to read that lol