A fun thread..You know your a provider/hobbiest when?

You know you are a hobbyist when you are checking craigslist Thursday night for some last minute cheap tickets to Texas/OU, you get a text from a utr friend, and decide seeing her on Friday is better than watching UT make mistakes on defense.

When you find yourself unintentionally using Hobby acronyms in the real world such as introducing a new girlfriend to friends as "This is my GF".....

I recall awhile back after some less than gratifying, non-passionate and very predictable "Play" with a budding new "GF".
She inquired as to why I suddenly became so pensive and I politley responded with....
"Honey I think you are absolutely wonderful and amazing but I don't know that we are really all that BCD compatible".
Of course after giving me a puzzled look I had to quickly recover with "Oh I meant BA for bedroom activities." lol

You know you are a hobbyist when while sitting at your computer terminal and you see someone approaching, your lightning fast hobby reflex fingers close out the page you were looking at; then realize you were only looking at the sports page.......

You know you are a hobbyist when you browse this site on your phone...

You know you are a hobbyist when you see a hot gal and start wondering GFE or PSE?

You know you're a hobbyist when you get a txt about your next session during a business meeting and you explain that you HAVE to respond to this because it has financial repercussions.

You know you're a hobbyist when you have to make sure your phone is on vibrate and screen locked due to the # of threads that are streaming in from ECCIE.

You know you're a hobbyist when you have to make sure GoogleTalk is turned off when you get to work so that each new email doesn't pop up on your screen while at the office!

You know your a provider/hobbiest when you meet someone in the civie world and they introduce themselves, and you wonder what their real name or handle is, lol

You know you are a hobbiest when... You are thinking how many sessions you can have if you don't replace the DLP in the living room with a LED.....

You know you are a hobbiest when... You decide it is time to let go of the GirlFriend since the Holidays are fast approaching and replace the sex in that relationship with additional sessions and avoid gifts and awkward moments that holidays bring with relationships.... Originally Posted by Whispers

lol, want to sell the DLP?

when you drop 4 bills on a date, get laid, and think you paid about 200 to much

bottle of wine at maxes wine dive....80
dinner and wine at the melting pot....200
drinks dt....80
cab and hotel cuz we drank to much...150
realizing you just paid 310 too much for sex....priceless

bottle of wine at Max's wine dive....80
dinner and wine at the melting pot....200
drinks dt....80
cab and hotel cuz we drank to much...150
realizing you just paid 310 for sex....priceless Originally Posted by bubbaJay

410.

410. Originally Posted by 78704

510 and that was even without a calculator. lol

410. Originally Posted by 78704

na...she was a $$.5 chick. hell id pay 250 to hit it again if it meant i didnt have to talk to her the next day. she was 23, tall, blonde, blue eyes, perfect body, could take it as rough as i could give it to her. good times

510 and that was even without a calculator. lol Originally Posted by Codybeast

lmao...that was supposed to say 310 to much...meaning paid 200.

It happened today...
working in the medical field....interviewing a 87 year old lady...
how tall are you maam
5'1"
and how much do you weigh?
about 105lbs
***lol, in my head thinking....YOU OLD SPINNER YOU***

Ok, this is pretty geeky, but I've been doing a lot of work with Windows WMI lately. The default namespace is "root\cimv2" You know you're a hobbyist when everytime you see that, you do the Homer Simpson thing "mmmmmm.....cum in mouth....."