DATO....?

And the bigger question: how do you POLITELY tell someone that they need to run their ass back through the car wash again? Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

I can see how this might be a challenge for you. Luckily a number of organizations can help you improve your politeness and communication skills. This one looked particularly promising. z

OK, I have some empathy:

if you are down there partaking of the rectal pleasures and notice a somewhat maloderous aroma.
Be professional, and gently back away ,working you way sensually up his chest with light kisses, and then up to his neck ,and while gently carressing his "man eggs" seductively whisper....
Holy Shit, motherfucker !! do you kiss your mom with ass??

if you are down there partaking of the rectal pleasures and notice a somewhat maloderous aroma.
Be professional, and gently back away ,working you way sensually up his chest with light kisses, and then up to his neck ,and while gently carressing his "man eggs" seductively whisper....
Holy Shit, motherfucker !! do you kiss your mom with ass?? Originally Posted by knotty man

Thank you, Knotty!!! I fucking love it!!

I would think you would be out of the mood. I sure would be. I remember Peachquiver's add saying if you want ass play you must shower at my place 1st. I remember another girl (out of town) that would ask to watch you shower. I guess she would direct you to scrub with soap if you were to dumb to hit the obvious places. Originally Posted by derek303

That's a great idea. I'll add it to my showcase

Ok, first: I'm not stereotyping every guy into this group. Second: I'm asking how to GENTLY let someone know that they aren't as sparkling clean as they could be. How do you tell someone AFTER your face is close to their sticky bun that you would really like a taste, but minus the chocolate? Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

Eh? I thought it was rather clear from the block of text I quoted that I was asking JapaneseShae, not you, not to stereotype men as unhygienic pigs as if it was de rigueur for us to be filthy and inconsiderate a-holes. I took some small exception to that because I take pride in my presentation. However, I could have raised my objection without being quite so unnecessarily tetchy in my tone. I plead a long work week and too little sleep. But JapaneseShae's had a stressful week too with her ER visit and I'm sure I could afford to be a bit more forgiving of her overgeneralization.

@JapaneseShae: Sorry for being a bitch. From one working student to another, please have a good and hopefully recuperative weekend.

I would think you would be out of the mood. I sure would be. I remember Peachquiver's add saying if you want ass play you must shower at my place 1st. I remember another girl (out of town) that would ask to watch you shower. I guess she would direct you to scrub with soap if you were to dumb to hit the obvious places. Originally Posted by derek303

And I remember another one with a rule: "Don't take a dump at my incall..."

A solution to everyone's problems...

I lick my SO's asshole cause she doesn't like it and it makes her squirm. She doesn't let me go down on her, or get my face to close to her split unless she got out of the shower within the last 30 minutes or so. If there were ever problems with a stank, etc, I wouldn't be trying to put my face there.

If a guy requests you to lick his dirty asshole, I recommend telling him "I realize you can't see your asshole and so we are both comfortable with this, let's both go shower together". Then you soap his asshole till it is clean enough to satisfy.

Perhaps you should invest in one of those spinning shoe polishers, and put it on end.
See how guys like being called spinners.

Lol this is a funny topic. Not into having my salad tossed at all but it seems like common courtesy to wash your shit if you want it licked.

If you and your partner like ass play, may I suggest not only the shower scrub but also a shave? I usually do my manscaping the day of booking to keep it smooth and clean until the right tongue finds it's way home.
That way it's clean and bare. Then he/she can keep up the routine so the salad plate is easier inspected and enjoyed.
The easy way to get your lover to clean up is to grab them by the hand and take them into the shower with you and proceed to clean each other. That way, you have nothing to complain about since you are the one who cleaned it. Make it part of the routine with lovers who want that attention to that part of their body.
Back to work...it ain't gonna suck itself! LOL

Eh? I thought it was rather clear from the block of text I quoted that I was asking JapaneseShae, not you, not to stereotype men as unhygienic pigs as if it was de rigueur for us to be filthy and inconsiderate a-holes. I took some small exception to that because I take pride in my presentation. However, I could have raised my objection without being quite so unnecessarily tetchy in my tone. I plead a long work week and too little sleep. But JapaneseShae's had a stressful week too with her ER visit and I'm sure I could afford to be a bit more forgiving of her overgeneralization.

@JapaneseShae: Sorry for being a bitch. From one working student to another, please have a good and hopefully recuperative weekend. Originally Posted by Centaur

It's ok. My apologizes if it seemed like a blanket generalization to all men. Most of my clients are wonderful but I've had a particularly horrid week and coming back to work my last client today was just... Well he didn't clean up beforehand and wasn't taking my polite suggestions to freshen up too kindly.

Anyway, I hope you find the answers you're looking for. There's always the slight risk for provider or client to wound another's pride, so we all must tread lightly
I wish you the best and have a wonderful semester! ^_^

All this h'yar eatin' ass izza durn good way ta get yerself a case of Hep A. Even if'n both o' y'all clean yerself real gud inside an' out. Them l'il critters is so tiny they's invisamable!

Ok, first: I'm not stereotyping every guy into this group. Second: I'm asking how to GENTLY let someone know that they aren't as sparkling clean as they could be. How do you tell someone AFTER your face is close to their sticky bun that you would really like a taste, but minus the chocolate? Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

I do not think you need to dance around this request, How about, 'wash your ass!!'