

I don't want the girl next door. I want a Mrs. Robinson to my graduate. No, I want Mrs. Robinson and her bad-girl sister. Gimme some 30-40 something who's been around the block. A Vegas-type girl with fake eyelashes out to here, bright tacky eye-shadow, too much make up, a sexy mole, a deep voice, and yeah that slightly bitter taste of smoke in her mouth. Expecting a woman NOT to smoke? Pfft, I expect them TO smoke. You'd better smoke. And not the light shit either. Fucking Marlboros.

OK, OK, of course the girl next door can be nice. I totally get it. Maybe some men prefer that all the time. But me? Nah. If the girl doesn't smoke it's a bit of a disappointment. If I wanted the girl next door, I'd go next door. I honestly don't like young virginal women. Not knocking them at all, but I just want to say ladies, feel free to smoke and drink. I still like ya. And think there's enough diversity among providers and hobbyist to accommodate smokers. I hope so. I for one appreciate smokers.
