Ain't it the tits

Well Claire is like 5'10" so I can understand if she had that preference, but she didn't say that obnoxious shit I know she has always been nice to this short guy
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No it's quite often the short fat ones
A little more advance warning next time and the beer would flow like wine.
Lol, dick. Thanks for your opinion on me being a "butterball" my physical appearance obviously doesn't work for me at all. I'm also not 285 lbs...

and where did I say I hated short men!? This was a fun post, things said in a joking, playful manner. Some of you "men" should get the sand out of your vag.
WOW. So my passive "where are all the tall men.." comment obviously really chapped a couple of asses. Okay, for ANY shorter men that I've offended with my nonchalant, harmless statement- I am truly sorry for hurting your feelings. God forbid I make a passive, slightly prejudiced comment towards the opposite sex, in a joking manner..... because that's never done by the men on this board.

Oh and for the fatty bashers, don't waste your breath. I've got plenty of confidence and admirers to make up for your lack of interest.

It seems that there are so many people on this board who just love to rile up drama wherever they can, even on a playful, harmless post. Pretty sad!
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Yew jus' gotta 'member, this h'yar board is about payin' good munny fer hot poonanny an' when we's a-payin' fer it, all o' us fellers likes ta be talkt to all sweet n' speshul-like, a hunnert percent o' tha time. Cash is King and thar ain't no room fer playful ribbin' less'n tha corndrum is ribbed fer 'er pleasure. Ah won't even cornsider a gal that posts disrespectful stuff 'bout A&M jus' cuz Ah gots a lot o' Aggie buddies an' po-lit-tickle s'pporters. Ah'm jus' sayin'.
Yew jus' gota 'member, this h'yar board is about payin' good munny fer hot poonanny an' when we's a-payin' fer it, all o' us fellers likes ta be talkt to all sweet n' speshul-like, a hunnert percent o' tha time. Cash is King and thar ain't no room fer playful ribbin' less'n tha corndrum is ribbed fer 'er pleasure. Ah won't even cornsider a gal that posts disrespectful stuff 'bout A&M jus' cuz Ah gots a lot o' Aggie buddies an' po-lit-tickle s'pporters. Ah'm jus' sayin'. Originally Posted by David.Douchehurst
Lol, you tickle me with that accent. Yes I do understand, now more than ever. I had no idea such honestly nonchalant comments would cause such a stir among so many. It really was not in a hateful, short-man bashing manner but I obviously could have thought it over better before posting. I think "hating" a certain kind of people based on one or more helpless attributes is ignorant. I can honestly say I have never offended any of the men who come to see me in such a way. and once again, sorry to anyone I personally offended.
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  • Toyz
  • 12-11-2014, 09:08 AM
Lol, you tickle me with that accent Originally Posted by JadeRose
Its not an accent.

Its a birth defect.
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Its not an accent.

Its a birth defect. Originally Posted by Toyz
Ah wuz borned in Yewston. Six o' one, haf duzzin o' tha uther.
Originally Posted by Centaur
+1!
Well Claire is like 5'10" so I can understand if she had that preference, but she didn't say that obnoxious shit I know she has always been nice to this short guy Originally Posted by rockerrick
Originally Posted by Centaur
+2
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WOW. So my passive "where are all the tall men.." comment obviously really chapped a couple of asses. Okay, for ANY shorter men that I've offended with my nonchalant, harmless statement- I am truly sorry for hurting your feelings. God forbid I make a passive, slightly prejudiced comment towards the opposite sex, in a joking manner..... because that's never done by the men on this Originally Posted by JadeRose
Sweety, you should want the lads that are under 5', particularly if you are above average height for a woman. They don't have to bend down for DATY, and once in mish, their mouths come up to just the right place on your torso.
Sweety, you should want the lads that are under 5', particularly if you are above average height for a woman. They don't have to bend down for DATY, and once in mish, their mouths come up to just the right place on your torso. Originally Posted by FoulRon

^^LMAO!^^

Tall girl problems.
Solutions, rather.