An NCNS from Russia with Love: Rita Devine and Her "Uncertainty Management Strategy"

A4K, can't wait to read your comments in this review:
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1362735

A4K, can't wait to read your comments in this review:
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1362735 Originally Posted by fun2come

Not much to say. He had a mediocre experience and would not recommend her. End of story.

Sorry to disappoint you that I didn't WK her. My experience was different but if I saw her again who knows what would happen? I did find her to have a sweet disposition but she could have been cursing me in Ukrainian and I would not have been the wiser. A nice smile covers many sins.

Here's my two cents on this topic:
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...post1056645273

Let's keep Austin Weird and support our local fillies.

BB I read your post and this is what I took from it. You don't see women who charge more than $260 yet you believe the higher priced girls aren't worth it and many have GPS.

It's one thing to be happy with meatloaf but you really can't criticize a dry aged porterhouse because you never had one. Now I like a good meatloaf but I like that dry aged steak better because I have a basis of comparison.

I also assume $260 girls don't have GPS, at least in the free and independent republic of Austin. Am I right about that? And since your experience stops at $260 how do you, my opinionated friend, know when a lady has GPS? And just what is GPS? Or are you just echoing the feelings of some self-proclaimed experts on GPS?

So, BB there is a whole big world beyond ATX and there is a whole big world beyond $260 girls in the capital city of TX. It would be a shame if you didn't spread your wings and learn about GPS first hand. Those afflicted with it may be bitches but they are so damn lovely and will fuck like banshees if you play to their egos. Rise to the challenge.

BB I read your post and this is what I took from it. You don't see women who charge more than $260 yet you believe the higher priced girls aren't worth it and many have GPS. Originally Posted by awl4knot

I read his post as well, and now I read it 3 more times, even translated it into German...
AND he didn't say that at all ....

Then I read your post, ran it through 3 translators into multiple different languages and all that comes out in each and every western language is:

Bla bla bla bla ....Bla bla bla bla .... Bla bla bla bla ....Bla bla bla bla ....Bla bla bla bla ....Bla bla bla bla ....Bla bla bla bla ....Bla bla bla bla ....Bla bla bla bla ....

awl4knot

There is a lot you don't know about me but FWIW.

In the last three years, I have played in LA, San Francisco, San Diego, Phoenix, Denver, Albuquerque, San Antonio, DFW, OKC, Little Rock, NOLA, St Louis, Atlanta, Tampa, Jacksonville, Philly, NYC, Albany, Wash DC, Winnipeg, Toronto, Montreal, and Vancouver.

I am familiar with high-end, high-priced (400-500/hr), GPS providers in those cities and simply choose not to see them anymore, when I find better quality and service back here in ATX.

I have found the absolute best providers in ATX at 230-260/hr range. Most of the ATX ladies I have seen above $260/hr have been a bust with one most-notable session, well worth repeating: Jules Milano, and I need to get back on her dance card again.

Let me also note that many of the ladies I see in the 230-260/hr range post higher rates but I am grandfathered or they give me special rates because I tell them that 260/hr is my max. Most say OK, come on over and we find a way for us both to have lots of fun and I keep getting invited back at special/grandfathered rates. Note for the record I am old and fat, so it is not animal magnetism or good looks that make the man. Just saying.

I hobby three times a week, mostly in ATX, but you don't see reviews because I don't need them for PA credit. Many of the very hottest ladies that I have seen for extended sessions with lots of IOP benefits, etc, are right here in ATX. Many of my favorite ATX ladies are not clock watchers and provide no-rushed sessions with strong IOP. However, most are UTR, have steady group of solid regulars, and do NOT wish reviews as they have more than enough business without my writing reviews and thereby increasing their risk from newbies wanting a first date.

I hope that clears up why I say what I do in many review threads.

Hopefully, we can meet one day and get a cold beer to further discuss our experiences, if you would like (PM me). I always value discussions with other hobbyists to learn more about the hobby and the local ladies. I would also would like to hear more about your experiences with high-priced ladies in ATX. I am open to seeing well reviewed ladies who could be that fine cut of aged prime that you described. It would be cool if you could show me that I am wrong, but so far my luck with current ladies has been fantastic and my plate runnith over.

Thanks for your input and hobby on, hobby safe...

I read his post as well, and now I read it 3 more times, even translated it into German...
AND he didn't say that at all ....

Then I read your post, ran it through 3 translators into multiple different languages and all that comes out in each and every western language is:

Bla bla bla bla ....Bla bla bla bla .... Bla bla bla bla ....Bla bla bla bla ....Bla bla bla bla ....Bla bla bla bla ....Bla bla bla bla ....Bla bla bla bla ....Bla bla bla bla .... Originally Posted by fun2come

And I love you too, you grumpy old curmudgeon.

And I love you too, you grumpy old curmudgeon. Originally Posted by awl4knot

wonder which one is me:

Surely the handsome one.

wonder which one is me:
Originally Posted by fun2come

awl4knot

There is a lot you don't know about me but FWIW.

In the last three years, I have played in LA, San Francisco, San Diego, Phoenix, Denver, Albuquerque, San Antonio, DFW, OKC, Little Rock, NOLA, St Louis, Atlanta, Tampa, Jacksonville, Philly, NYC, Albany, Wash DC, Winnipeg, Toronto, Montreal, and Vancouver.

I am familiar with high-end, high-priced (400-500/hr), GPS providers in those cities and simply choose not to see them anymore, when I find better quality and service back here in ATX.

I have found the absolute best providers in ATX at 230-260/hr range. Most of the ATX ladies I have seen above $260/hr have been a bust with one most-notable session, well worth repeating: Jules Milano, and I need to get back on her dance card again.

Let me also note that many of the ladies I see in the 230-260/hr range post higher rates but I am grandfathered or they give me special rates because I tell them that 260/hr is my max. Most say OK, come on over and we find a way for us both to have lots of fun and I keep getting invited back at special/grandfathered rates. Note for the record I am old and fat, so it is not animal magnetism or good looks that make the man. Just saying.

I hobby three times a week, mostly in ATX, but you don't see reviews because I don't need them for PA credit. Many of the very hottest ladies that I have seen for extended sessions with lots of IOP benefits, etc, are right here in ATX. Many of my favorite ATX ladies are not clock watchers and provide no-rushed sessions with strong IOP. However, most are UTR, have steady group of solid regulars, and do NOT wish reviews as they have more than enough business without my writing reviews and thereby increasing their risk from newbies wanting a first date.

I hope that clears up why I say what I do in many review threads.

Hopefully, we can meet one day and get a cold beer to further discuss our experiences, if you would like (PM me). I always value discussions with other hobbyists to learn more about the hobby and the local ladies. I would also would like to hear more about your experiences with high-priced ladies in ATX. I am open to seeing well reviewed ladies who could be that fine cut of aged prime that you described. It would be cool if you could show me that I am wrong, but so far my luck with current ladies has been fantastic and my plate runnith over.

Thanks for your input and hobby on, hobby safe... Originally Posted by BugleBoy

BB, you have an impressive resume and its breadth and volume exceeds mine, but I've played enough to feel that I can offer valid and sometime even insightful comments.

I have my dollar limit which is a fairly firm $400, but I really prefer to be south of that. When I see ads for hot ladies above my limit, I generally move on because I know that I can find value at my price level.

But what strikes me is how many guys bitch about GPS but don't seem to see providers who would be infected with that bug. I only see reviewed ladies in the $300 + range and I can only point to a handful of girls who had GPS, and I am not so sure that it wasn't general, undifferentiated bitchiness at play. And this seems to be true: those who have it are generally hot but are also premier performers when you get their attention. Part of their egos are tied to being sexually advanced, and they want to prove to you that they are worth the cash.

But others are just as hot, just as capable yet are easy going and delightful company?

So, I still can't figure out why is in ATX that so many guys grump about GPS? Is it just a trendy, tribal thing to do, like rich guys at the country club complaining about democrats and socialists, or there is some merit to it that makes it unique in central Texas?

As I may have said earlier, the intensity of the response to a guy having a scheduling screw up just strikes me as being driven by something else, because this stuff happens scores of times every day in every hobby local. And then out comes the label of GPS and the girl is lashed left and right by people who have never seen her and have no intention of seeing her. Again, I find that strange.

Years ago I was invited to join a "secret" hobby group supposedly manned by ace mongers. I couldn't stand it because it was just "Bro's versus Ho's" kvetching and I just dropped out. If you aren't happy doing this, why do people bother?

Just some random thoughts before I go out for a cocktail.

A4K

Both Awl4knot (Silver Tongued Devil) and Bugleboy are both right! Awl4knot's reviews are a who's who of HOT providers. They are not cheap. And I do believe you get what you pay for. Bugleboy is also right that locally there are a few providers that offer excellent service at great prices. But even BB will admit there is just not enough of them to go around. Of the 294 show cases in Austin the list is less than 10. Either BB is in there banging these 10 like a screen door in a hurricane stopping the rest of us from securing appointments or we need more HOT providers. Still trying to figure that one out! But I will say this... some girls do have GPS. And some guys could care less. Because they are interested in fine pussy. And if that fine pussy is $300-$500 well they just don't care!

In my very best pirate voice: "It's gold I be having its fine pussy I be wanting!"

All of us look at certain providers pictures and read their reviews. Then we spot the rate... $400 at times I can't stop laughing. Other times I think I'm sure glad I have $400.

I have paid $1,000 for an hour in Las Vegas and it was terrible. I have also paid $500 and been extremely happy and felt the money was well spent. I also spent $200 and it turned into a trip for three days and a 5 month relationship! Most recently I met a provider that was a knock out. Spinner. Young, Perfect Breasts, No tattoos. beautiful hair. The only problem was her face looked like Wired Al Yankovic. GO FIGURE....

As Kenny Rogers says (The Gambler) The best you can hope for is to die in your sleep. Me I want to die while fucking. Hopefully on the up stoke so I get a free down stoke!

FWIS, just as a check, I posted on my local boards asking about "GPS" and the limited responses I got were that few had heard of the term and most did not feel that providers thinking they were too good for the masses was not a prevailing attitude or problem.

A4K! Good to see you on the Austin board. Your presence here raises the level of urbanity and class and savoir-faire. I have a couple comments to offer, in my own shambling way.

In the last three years, I have played in LA, San Francisco, San Diego, Phoenix, Denver, Albuquerque, San Antonio, DFW, OKC, Little Rock, NOLA, St Louis, Atlanta, Tampa, Jacksonville, Philly, NYC, Albany, Wash DC, Winnipeg, Toronto, Montreal, and Vancouver. … I hobby three times a week, mostly in ATX… I am familiar with high-end, high-priced (400-500/hr), GPS providers in those cities and simply choose not to see them anymore, when I find better quality and service back here in ATX. … I have found the absolute best providers in ATX at 230-260/hr range. Originally Posted by BugleBoy

Bugle Boy, your comments remind me of Mozart’s Don Giovanni. Do you know the opera? It’s very popular. Here’s the part that reminds me of you…

In the first act, Don Giovanni’s servant Leporello gives a reality check to Donna Elvira, Giovanni’s latest conquest who has concluded that he truly loves only her.

“Madame, console yourself: You’re not the first, believe me, to be his victim… I pray you glance at this lengthy volume containing the names of those he’s conquered, their descriptions, with the dates and hours and locations of his widespread, intimate recreations. At your pleasure, you may have a perusal of the list I keep for my master…

“Down for Italy, six-hundred-forty;
Down for England, a hundred-eleven;
For San Marino, a mere ninety-seven;
But prim and proper Spain contributes a thousand-and-three.

“There are barmaids, basket weavers,
There are dairy maids and divas,
Countless countesses, princesses,
In the ranks of his successes.

“In Arabia, ten dozen were foolish;
In Dalmatia, a hundred were wanton;
Here’s Helvetia – a gross in each Canton…

“Blondes are modest, dark ones gracious;
Red-heads candid, white sagacious.
Bulk attracts him during the winter,
During the summer more the splinter…

“Be they female, they’re his duties.”

Don Giovanni was a self-absorbed, self-deluding roué who got what he deserved: a paralyzing handshake from the ghost of one of his victims and a place in hell. By the way, Austin Opera is presenting Don Giovanni this weekend. AO’s advertisements hype Giovanni as the “ultimate ladies man.” I don’t know why they just didn’t call him a monger.

But even more interesting are the GPS comments….Maybe someone can explain this GPS thing to me, or is it just an excuse not to pay more than $200-250 because those big $$$$ girls must have GPS. Originally Posted by awl4knot

The easy answer is to define GPS with a price point. That’s an oversimplification.

GPS in my view is simply a transparent preoccupation with money. I’ve experienced GPS at the hands of a couple escorts who were not big buck girls. One upcharged me in very unexpected ways (“No, there’s no ‘old friends’ discount for backyard play.”) and even went through my pocket change when I proved “short” in her calculations. Her famous last words were, “You can owe me the two dollars.” I carry a two dollar bill in my wallet to give her if we run into each other.

GPS is not a price point. It’s avariciousness, cupidity, rapacity, and aggressive greed.

Monk

Monk, not sure that GPS is so narrowly defined but it certainly includes financial rapaciousness. My statistical ATF qualifies. After 10 visits in which I treat her like a princess she tells me I am now one of her two boyfriends which qualifies me for certain off menu favors, when she is in the mood. This is cool and it is nice to be appreciated.

After visit 13 I get a text, "We have a big problem. You shorted me $80. After all this time."

My mental response was, "WTF, why would I short change you now after all this time? Don't I get the benefit of the doubt?" But I held my powder.

My text response was, "I paid you what I usually paid and how about the $50 in singles for the lap dance role play? Doesn't that count?"

Her reply, "My rates went up and you still owe me $30". Notice that a BF's benefits do not include grandfathering. I then ask how can I get it to her and she says I can't because she is leaving town.

Six months pass and desire overcomes resentment and I book another session. The issue comes up and she laughs, "What was I thinking? It was only $30." Yep, $30 caused a lot of hurt feelings to a loyal customer who went way beyond the call of duty to be a good and entertaining date.

But here is the best part: she did the same thing to BF No. 1, who was always the better BF and now he is pissed.

An income stream from two guys who paid her well, made her cum (really) and treated her like a real person jeopardized for $30 or so. Both sad and perplexing. GPS.