ANd the #1 spot on my Christmas list goes to...

I must have been very good this year. I got my Christmas present early. I woke up this morning with a boner that was hard enough to cut diamonds. Unfortunately, I had no one to share it with but my cats. Originally Posted by Carl

I'm fairly certain that sharing that particular gift with your cats is a crime in at least 47 states.

I got 99 problems but a cat ain't one.


Word to yo mutha.

This all depends on the unasked question.

Whose boner did Carl wake up to?

You cheeky monkey. But I like the way you thinck.

shit! i had a boner so bad this morning i didnt have enough skin left over to blink