Birthday specials?

Bring the birthday butts to me. I want to spank them!! Hahahaaa

What does one get (if anything) for their half birthday (which is today)?

I was spoiled for for my actual birthday this year.

Claire, you've got that wrong, he needs to blow out your candle on his birthday.

I have forgotten what day my birthday is, so it doesn't matter to me.

According to Allnightlong, their birthday is the single night of the year that wives allow married men to screw them, so they aren't in need of a quicky on that day.

I think for David Douchethirst's birthday we should all chip in to rent a female donkey that we can have lowered by pulleys onto his tuna-can-shaped manliness.

I think for David Douchethirst's birthday we should all chip in to rent a female donkey that we can have lowered by pulleys onto his tuna-can-shaped manliness. Originally Posted by Mr Peabody

Yew best watch it 'r yew might git points. References ta beast-ee-all-ity are a'gin eccie guidelines. But Ah'll fukk a fat gal thet's as fugly as a donkey. Ah ain't proud. Ah'll fukk durn near enny gal thet's got a pulse.

Ok, so I'm really, really surprised that more guys aren't looking for a great birthday discount/special! Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

because i like two hour sessions .. more time .. probably not big deal. two hours should be enough (although ... sometimes ... with some ladies ... ) so . . maybe a two hour session for the one hour donation. honestly .. i don't know if i would ever let the lady know that it was birth day ... seeing her birthday suit might be enough

Honestly, knocking off $10 isn't much of a special, or allowing a few extra minutes for drinks before session play, getting a cupcake or going to a strip club with you where I'll end up paying anyway. If I'm a regular, then you know my routine so do something different that we haven't tried. Why do you think some married guys get a blow job from their wives on their birthdays? Because they don't get them on a normal basis. See what I'm sayin'?

Ok, so I'm really, really surprised that more guys aren't looking for a great birthday discount/special! Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

I think you or others in your 'group' referred to them as 'CHEAP BASTARDS'?

Those guys are already working Providers for discounts. They are typically not your see a gal '12 times' type of guy, from the ones I know.

Every time except for one or two, when I tried to see a Provider either on or around my bday, it has never worked out or I got the raw end of the deal..

I've seen you at least a dozen times, I think.
At socials and events.

I'll let you know when my birthday gets here. That counts too ...... Right?

[QUOTE=RALPHEY BOY;1056974364]I think you or others in your 'group' referred to them as 'CHEAP BASTARDS'?

Those guys are already working Providers for discounts. They are typically not your see a gal '12 times' type of guy, from the ones I know.

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You over-label a whole bunch of Mongers Ralphey & make some pointed statements (accusations) that are basically being extracted from your anal cavity.

I can think of 3 girls I've seen (& still see all 3)...more than a dozen times.

• One I have seen 20+ times
• One I have seen 40+ times
• One I can't fucking count that high-but have been seeing her for going on 4 years...I would call me a regular. Never seems to get old or stale with her.

DO I get Cheap Bastard rates? Yup...because 10 visits in the bank at a CB rate beats 1-2 visits at eccie inflated premium rates.

Some guys just aren't cheap bastards though. Today is my birthday, I'm not looking for any specials.

Some guys just aren't cheap bastards though. Today is my birthday, I'm not looking for any specials. Originally Posted by tzv13

the fuck you say!!! well ... if you can find me ... before midnight ... i'll give you a blow job!!! isn't that special???


but i know, because you said so, that like most guys ... you are working on giving yourself a present. and what you have said, and are saying, make sense to me.

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I think you or others in your 'group' referred to them as 'CHEAP BASTARDS'?

Those guys are already working Providers for discounts. They are typically not your see a gal '12 times' type of guy, from the ones I know.

QUOTE]


You over-label a whole bunch of Mongers Ralphey & make some pointed statements (accusations) that are basically being extracted from your anal cavity.

I can think of 3 girls I've seen (& still see all 3)...more than a dozen times.

• One I have seen 20+ times
• One I have seen 40+ times
• One I can't fucking count that high-but have been seeing her for going on 4 years...I would call me a regular. Never seems to get old or stale with her.

DO I get Cheap Bastard rates? Yup...because 10 visits in the bank at a CB rate beats 1-2 visits at eccie inflated premium rates. Originally Posted by RALPHEY BOY

I disagree with your ass-essment. The guys I know who are hagglers are not the regular type of guys. they are 1 and done, perhaps 3 and done at the max... Hagglers enjoy the game.. if you have beat down a $300 Provider for $100 off, then whats next? $125 then $150 off.. I doubt the girl would do that..

I believe a little extra time is appropriate. Maybe upwards of double the time IF he's a regular (6+ visits in the 9 months I've been doing this). I don't see many new clients because most of the ones I've seen (that have decent hygiene habits) keep coming back

I love doing birthday surprises. For my regulars I do anywhere from doing one of my funny stripper dances while serving chocolate frozen strawberries to serving up a full lunch complete with birthday cupcakes. I think it is just so fun and makes it a little bit more special!!

I think you or others in your 'group' referred to them as 'CHEAP BASTARDS'?

Those guys are already working Providers for discounts. They are typically not your see a gal '12 times' type of guy, from the ones I know.

Every time except for one or two, when I tried to see a Provider either on or around my bday, it has never worked out or I got the raw end of the deal.. Originally Posted by RALPHEY BOY

+1

Brithday specials are just painful and never pan out! I have given up to be honest!