Fake cum

I like this stuff.

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[PRIVATE]Hello Miss Elisabeth,

You may think your life is strange at times but really I'm so thankful for women who live and think as you do. I don't know if it is called sex addiction or what it is but I find myself the older I get looking at women (probably wrongfully so) and wondering just how much they like sex or how strong their sex drive is I.E. do they look at men and think? I wonder how many times I could get him to cum in an hour? I wonder if I could get him to tap out or would he take me to my limit and I just couldn't go again? Oh this kind of stuff drives my mind! My life is also strange at times as you can clearly see. /PRIVATE]

well, i'm pretty sure it doesnt taste like real sperm, but Kroger Apple Cider Liquid Hand Soap sure looks like cum every time i squirt some on my hand before washing them.
kinda creeps me out!
(not that i dont like my own cum, but the thought of washing w/ cum .....)


why not just jack-off and save the sperm in a bottle/jar in a refrigerator??

Mayonnaise looks like cum... As far as the tasting part, if you masturbate and add your load to it, it will taste like cum.

Lol, okay seriously I don't know what would taste like cum. I hope you find what you're looking for.

In my humble opinion plain yogurt is a perfect cum substitute. It is safe to eat and have in any of your (or your partners) orifices. Nice color, good consistency. I know of someone who can't produce cum due to medical issues and they warm a little up in a microwave (so it's warm like real cum), put it inside of a cummable dildo and pump it into their girl.