Austin is hardly a friendly place and seems rather cliquish.

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  • Toyz
  • 07-25-2015, 07:31 PM
I'll be yo sammich ho. Sammich you between my titties, brah. Originally Posted by Scarlett De Rossi
That's what the first woman looked like? Dang.
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  • Toyz
  • 07-25-2015, 07:34 PM
That's what the first woman looked like? Dang. Originally Posted by Windinhishair

A ginger with "A" cups...who would have guessed?
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  • tzv13
  • 07-25-2015, 07:45 PM
Why do they have belly buttons?
I'm still waiting for that sammich... Originally Posted by tzv13
Get in line. I'm Meatballz deep right now. Check back tomorrow when Jared is gone.
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  • Toyz
  • 07-25-2015, 07:51 PM
Get in line. I'm Meatballz deep right now. Check back tomorrow when Jared is gone. Originally Posted by Scarlett De Rossi

I thought Jared liked younger girls?

{too soon?}
I thought for sure someone would've mentioned sausage by now.
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  • Loxly
  • 07-25-2015, 10:22 PM
Why do they have belly buttons? Originally Posted by tzv13
I've been asking that since I was 8 years old! Never got a good answer until Ancient Aliens started up.
Why do they have belly buttons? Originally Posted by tzv13

Great question. I think somebody really dropped the ball on that one.
Why do they have belly buttons?

Why, it's because the artist wasn't thinking things through that clearly when he was painting his First Man + Woman.

Details people, details...
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  • Loxly
  • 07-26-2015, 11:35 AM
And on the 2nd day........


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  • tzv13
  • 07-26-2015, 11:40 AM
Get in line. I'm Meatballz deep right now. Check back tomorrow when Jared is gone. Originally Posted by Scarlett De Rossi
Jared is actually pretty cool. He's got sammiches for the guys and diamonds for the ladies.

He doesn't have titty sammiches though.
Hey TX, I see you are pretty new to the board & are having TERRIBLE luck trolling BP for your humps with 4 negative reviews in 6 (really 5) attempts.

If you need some friendly advice on how to find a decent lay let me know, ok? I'd be happy to guide you in the right direction. Originally Posted by Toyz
I like being old. It means among other things that you've seen enough people in life that take incredible pleasure out of being the biggest, most obnoxious, insensitive asshole they can be that you've stopped getting upset about it, and are just mildly amused by it.
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  • Toyz
  • 07-26-2015, 11:58 AM
I like being old. It means among other things that you've seen enough people in life that take incredible pleasure out of being the biggest, most obnoxious, insensitive asshole they can be that you've stopped getting upset about it, and are just mildly amused by it. Originally Posted by Txcruiser

Who said anything about you being old?

I just saw that your review history absolutely sux & was being a good hobby brother by offering to help you find some girls NOT on Back Page.

"Brothers helping brothers"

Oh, and is the red text I highlighted in your attack mean "Welcomes ANAL"? I had a hard time breaking the code.
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Txcruiser,
Toyz is the most thoughtful, caring, insightful character on this board ( along with several more-ful adjectives). He just has a unique subtle way of expressing himself which is sometimes misinterpreted. If you try hard, you will actually see the loving, generous rascal that he truly is.