Did you hear about that Muslim clock hoax?

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JL avoids being inscribed in the book of life yet again!
This little shithead got exactly what he wanted.

Attention. Now maybe the Head Cheerleader will go to the Prom with him.
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So what is a Muslim clock, specifically?
Can you post a link that confirms a hoax ? This is no different from 9-11 truthers or someone stating that Tupac or Elvis death was a hoax. Originally Posted by wellendowed1911
Or no different than YOU claiming that your " LIE-yer story " was "you playing chess while everyone else played checkers " , now that you've been ridiculed for your stupidity, " God fearing Christian" !
So what is a Muslim clock, specifically?
A clock with C-4.
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Or no different than YOU claiming that your " LIE-yer story " was "you playing chess while everyone else played checkers " , now that you've been ridiculed for your stupidity, " God fearing Christian" ! Originally Posted by Rey Lengua
I honestly think your little peck gets hard whenever you see me post- do you have a man crush on me Gay Leguna?
I honestly think your little peck gets hard whenever you see me post- do you have a man crush on me Gay Leguna? Originally Posted by wellendowed1911
For that to happen, YOU'D have to be a man and I'd have to become afflicted with the same disease as YOU and woomby. The disease of being gay. Since neither will ever happen, YOU 'LL have to try fantasizing about someone else being an admirer of yours, ya drooling mouth doofus ! Go help woomby worship some cocks down at the 'holes. Maybe you can earn some money to pay off that LIE-yer from Dewey, Cheatum & Howe !!
For that to happen, YOU'D have to be a man and I'd have to become afflicted with the same disease as YOU and woomby. The disease of being gay. Since neither will ever happen, YOU 'LL have to try fantasizing about someone else being an admirer of yours, ya drooling mouth doofus ! Go help woomby worship some cocks down at the 'holes. Maybe you can earn some money to pay off that LIE-yer from Dewey, Cheatum & Howe !! Originally Posted by Rey Lengua
You sure do like talking about gay shit a lot. Have you ever examined that? You say that being gay was genetic, now you say it's a disease. Which is it?
You sure do like talking about gay shit a lot. Have you ever examined that? You say that being gay was genetic, now you say it's a disease. Which is it? Originally Posted by WombRaider
You should be happy that I'm spot lighting your peter-puffing lifestyle woomby ! After all , you ARE out now, aren't you ? You've sure outed yourself here !
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The kid knew exactly what he was doing.
He should be shipped off to the alternative learning center with the rest of the students that fail to conform.
You should be happy that I'm spot lighting your peter-puffing lifestyle woomby ! After all , you ARE out now, aren't you ? You've sure outed yourself here ! Originally Posted by Rey Lengua
So you're genetically gay?
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What I don't get is why the clock has not been examined by experts who can then quiz the young Muslim genius on where he got the parts, how he assembled it, and did he use plans, or just intuitively put it together?

He should additionally be quizzed on his knowledge of electricity, soldering, electronic components, etc. It is definitely time for him to show some similar devices he has put together, or answer why he choose to put together a clock in a pencil box for his first project.

Is he an "A" student in science? Don't Mark Zuckerberg, President Obama, and the others look pretty fucking stupid if he just rearranged a 30 year old Radio Shack clock?

All those motherfuckers on TV tut tutting about how diversity is so great, and a giant "fuck you" to all the haters who are too stupid too realize that Muslim immigration is great for America, that we need more future scientists with diverse points of view to remain vibrant, just like this great kid from a great family. You redneck fuckers couldn't put together a radio at 14 because you are stupid white racists.

This is a great big "fuck you" back at you you liberal mother fuckers. I hope the Muslims round you gay fuckers up, blow you all to pieces, and then we can deport them after putting them in jail. Win-win Originally Posted by DSK
That's one of those huge problems with the story. This was just the innards of a clock circa 1980 put inside a briefcase. Like someone once said, "he didn't build that.". So if he didn't build it then why take it to school to "show his teachers"? When the police questioned him, he didn't have any answers.

What is so frustrating is that the libs here seem to automatically believe his story, defend his actions, and attack anyone who points out the obvious. Why can't they think for themselves?
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If you fuckers followed the rules, we wouldn't have so much government. Originally Posted by i'va biggen
What???? You are crazy aren't you. Conservatives are the ones who follow the rules and we believe in the Constitution. Want to compare the Tea Party to Occupy Wallstreet? I don't think you do. You could apologize for making a mistake and we move on.....or.....we examine your mental illness and/or stupidity for the above statement. Which do you want to do?
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Follow the rules? Libtards cannot think for themselves and depend on the government for all of their answers.
Telling, is it not?
So you're genetically gay? Originally Posted by WombRaider
There you go with your transference again, EUNUCH !