Clearing the Air

Here is what I do sometimes.

I have a gym membership. If I know I am going to be in a smoke filled bar that day, I slip an extra set of cloths in the gym bag to wear to the club. When I am done, I go back to the gym to shower and change. Since I always wash my cloths from the gym and the rest of my laundry when I get home, everything goes in the washer right away.

The only problem is I have been working out a lot lately but just am not getting the results I should. Don't know what the problem is!

Here is what I do sometimes.

I have a gym membership. If I know I am going to be in a smoke filled bar that day, I slip an extra set of cloths in the gym bag to wear to the club. When I am done, I go back to the gym to shower and change. Since I always wash my cloths from the gym and the rest of my laundry when I get home, everything goes in the washer right away.

The only problem is I have been working out a lot lately but just am not getting the results I should. Don't know what the problem is! Originally Posted by Bubba3452

24-Hour fitness monthly membership is way less than you'll spend at the strip club on and given night and definitely cheaper than a divorce. Lifetime Fitness is also 24 hours.

I have gone so far as to stop at a Palace Inn $20 for a room just to take a shower to wash off the evidence what a waste of a perfectly good notel but way cheaper than a divorce. I always keep a spare change of closes in my auto, never know when one might get dirty on a job site!

Sorry computer locked up, double post

Try rubbing gas all ova ur pants then light up a cig. No more worrying about yo pants!

Truck stops offer showers for a few bucks and if you have a change of clothes works even better.

Do strippers still wear glitter. That shit is hard to get off.

Well, both being good ideas, DO NOT take up smoking and pour gas on your pants. Also, aren't you worried about your wife thinking you're fucking a gas station attendant?

Do strippers still wear glitter. That shit is hard to get off. Originally Posted by jwood

True story:

Was at a SC, got a BBBj. Great! Went home. Went to the bathroom later and my johnson was covered with glitter!!! Damn girl was wearing glitter lipstick!! And that stuff doers not come off easy. So I scrub myself raw and clean. Whew!!

On the way to bed later, I use the bathroom and MORE GLITTER!!!!! It appears some rubbed off onto my underwear and back on my after I cleaned up earlier. ARGH!

I had the cleanest pecker in town by the time I got to bed.