I wonder....

The GUY has a sewer smell??!? wow
  • PT4ME
  • 01-28-2011, 10:13 PM
yikes sounds like you've had some bad experiences
I was meaning more did they have oral sex or just do it to make some babies LOL Originally Posted by Alyssa Nicole
In days of old,
When knights were bold,
Before condoms were invented,
You put a sock,
Upon your cock,
And babies were prevented!

(I think this was from jr. high school, lol)

-PT-
what was sex like in the medieval days??? they didn't bathe much....LOL Originally Posted by Alyssa Nicole
Have you not watch the Tudor's on Skinmax or reruns on BBC. I doubt the sex was that hot.
yikes sounds like you've had some bad experiences
I was meaning more did they have oral sex or just do it to make some babies LOL Originally Posted by Alyssa Nicole
I would guess more to make babies at first...

It wasn't until the late 17th or early 18th century that oral sex really caught on. Lord & Lady Douchebag attended an event. Lady Douchebag always ordered her salads with dressing of vinegar & water. At this event, she asked for her vinegar & water on-the-side, and when the servant placed the salad in Lady Douchebag's place, he accidentally spilled the vinegar & water in her lap.

That evening, Lord & Lady Douchebag had much to drink, and when they retired for the night, being royalty, they had their garments removed. The vinegar & water had soaked through Lady Douchebag's dress, and Lord Douchebag was enticed by the fresh smell. As he tried to determine from whence the fresh smell came, he found himself lips-to-"lips" with Lady Douchebag...and the rest is history! Well, "oral" history, so I've been told...
I'm thinking the sex back then was hotter than hell...think about it; what else was there to do? No TV, movies, computers, internet, cars, etc. They had to be good at SOMETHING...and they had no other distractions.

Of course, my great, great, great, super great grandfather, Prolongus I lived in the grand days of extreme debauchery, causing the Fall of the Roaming Empire. So yeah, they fucked seriously back then regardless of each others' body odor.
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Probably much as Thomas Hobbes thought of life in a State of nature: "nasty, brutish, and short."
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Lord & Lady Douchebag attended an event. Originally Posted by onthesly
and speaking of Lord & Lady Douchebag...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H61ag...eature=related
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Wha'bout wearing one of these damn things.

sex was little different then than it is now. all the debauched things we enjoy now were done then.
sex was little different then than it is now. all the debauched things we enjoy now were done then. Originally Posted by emnight
Nice thread, I tend to agree. I have heard the more repressed they appeared on the out-side the more wild they were on the inside or behind closed doors.
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In days of old when knights were bold and ladies weren't particular
They backed them up against the wall and screwed them perpendicular.
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what was sex like in the medieval days??? Originally Posted by Alyssa Nicole
Kinda like Geniusman sex and I'd love to show you
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Oriental Asia is about a thousand years more advanced than European (and North American) culture when it comes to hygiene so it is no wonder that some of our more legendary Asian providers insist on baths or showers as part of the service. They've been raised that way for generations.