Ted Cruz Doesn’t Believe You Have the Right to Masturbate

LexusLover's Avatar
Dems aren't the ones passing laws forcing doctors to insert ultrasound equipment into a womens vagina. Originally Posted by southtown4488
Do you liberals prefer the ultrasound equipment be inserted in mens' rectums?

If so, ....

...you should be able to cover that disparate treatment by the 14th amendment?
lustylad's Avatar
Cruz would expand the role of government into our... private parts. Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
This is the kinda shit that makes normal people sick.... Originally Posted by southtown4488
Well, both of you libtards DO have a masturbation problem... but there IS a proven treatment for that, you know... any time you feel the urge to spank it, just pull out this pic...

Instant boner killer!


CuteOldGuy's Avatar
For some reason, I don't want to know Hillary's position on masturbation. Just the thought makes me want to obey Ted's law.
Yssup Rider's Avatar
Excellent discussion. Especially the part where the fat guy from Pissburg (Zane your pick) takes a dump in the tank of the toilet...
The_Waco_Kid's Avatar
please help me! i can't peel my banana anymore!



i guess i'll go looking for salamanders today. and tomorrow .. and the next day after that! i am such a loser! Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
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JD Barleycorn's Avatar
Has anyone informed Assup that he is either wrong or a liar? Ted Cruz is fine with masturbation, he just doesn't want you using toys while you do it and if you need toys then you're doing it wrong.
Has anyone informed Assup that he is either wrong or a liar? Ted Cruz is fine with masturbation, he just doesn't want you using toys while you do it and if you need toys then you're doing it wrong. Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn
Why do you know so much about Cruz , toys and masturbation? Wait TMI.
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Why do you know nothing about anything except chimp-talk and bananas?

Why do you know nothing about anything except chimp-talk and bananas?

Originally Posted by lustylad
He knows about WKing for whiney fag losers, how to run a gloryhole and how to win a dingleberry picking contest ! And also how to deflect and excel at transference !
JD Barleycorn's Avatar
Why do you know so much about Cruz , toys and masturbation? Wait TMI. Originally Posted by i'va biggen
I didn't start this thread. Your butt boy did and I only know what I read in the newspaper.
Why do you know nothing about anything except chimp-talk and bananas? Originally Posted by lustylad
He knows about WKing for whiney fag losers, how to run a gloryhole and how to win a dingleberry picking contest ! And also how to deflect and excel at transference ! Originally Posted by Rey Lengua




Here are you two chimpettes in action.
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Here are you two chimpettes in action. Originally Posted by i'va biggen
it figures the chimp of ECC likes pic's of ass kissing! ib the ass kissing chimp!

Yssup Rider's Avatar
Has anyone informed Assup that he is either wrong or a liar? Ted Cruz is fine with masturbation, he just doesn't want you using toys while you do it and if you need toys then you're doing it wrong. Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn
Leave Heidi the hell alone, JDrunk!
The_Waco_Kid's Avatar
Heidi is a whore hell hound fuck her Wall Street ass for money i can't afford to fuck high dollar pigs! what a loser i am!! please kill me !!


Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
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Yssup Rider's Avatar
Trash.