If clients posted BP ads...

InTheCountry's Avatar
You forgot INDEPENDENT...
BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
BabyDallass's Avatar
Hey ladies it's doc sausage, back in town by popular demand. I've got the meat to lift you off your feet.If your love life is a little ill ,old doc can give you a thrill.$300 special.

Ladies over 300 lbs please add $50 .satisfaction guaranteed!!! Originally Posted by peter north77
Not a bad idea...us ladies should charge clients by the pound after they hit a certain weight..lol that's like two guys in one sometimes...
BabyDallass's Avatar
And if they stink then it's an automatic $50 added to the donation....buck teeth and balding are ok. And will not be charged extra...lol!!
I would.I mean some airlines charge extra.some jobs require more effort.thus extra fees do apply. Lol
I would think balding would be a discount. Less hair to contend with.
new in town,lots of requests,upscale,pics are 1000% real,eccie verified,limited gfe,safety first,100hh,200,full hr,not a clock watcher,new number,txt only....dont miss out,im the one youve been dreaming of,,
shortblkguy's Avatar
Hilarious
Danielle Reid's Avatar
lol at upscale

as if anyone that claims to be upscale actually knows what upscale means
lol at upscale

as if anyone that claims to be upscale actually knows what upscale means Originally Posted by Danielle Reid
Exactly, lol. And nothing says managed quite like advertising "100% independent."

Are you sure you're not 98% independent?
Murf76's Avatar
Exactly, lol. And nothing says managed quite like advertising "100% independent."

Are you sure you're not 98% independent? Originally Posted by Ginger Doll
Pay attention to what Ginger says about "managers"! She showed me hers, it fits in her purse and it's .45/.410 caliber!!!! lol
Exactly, lol. And nothing says managed quite like advertising "100% independent."

Are you sure you're not 98% independent? Originally Posted by Ginger Doll
Kind of reminds me of the slogan from the "Sex Panther" cologne in Anchorman:

"60 percent of the time, it works every time."
Pay attention to what Ginger says about "managers"! She showed me hers, it fits in her purse and it's .45/.410 caliber!!!! lol Originally Posted by Murf76
I have seen it too, and someone would have to be crazy to mess with her!
Danielle Reid's Avatar
Would clients put "Me or I'll pay you double" instead of "Me or it's free"?
Would clients put "Me or I'll pay you double" instead of "Me or it's free"? Originally Posted by Danielle Reid
I guess that would only be fair!
Lol I put upscale in my ad because I have to offset the fact I am in Pine Bluff. Upscale in Pine Bluff means you can safely come to my place and not get robbed and I bathe and brush my teeth!!!!!!!!!