Adult Circumcision - The Unvarnished Story of How and Why

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that is a detailed post.
I just call it, putting a helmet on your ant-eater.

Well I do...

...this reminds me when/if I have a son to get him circumcised as soon as he's out of the womb.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I feel sorry for his poor, deprived SO. For the next couple of weeks I will volunteer to take care of her needs until you are back in the saddle. No sense both of you suffering.

I almost passed on reading this post since its several paragraphs long and, quite frankly, I didn't think it would be interesting (I doubt if anyone logs on to read about this particular topic here), but, dude, I admit I was wrong. Not only did I find it interesting and informative, but also funny as hell - funny in an uncomfortable way. Looking forward to read about your progress - best of luck!

Two weeks along from surgery and full-on ragers are now sustainable without discomfort. The S.O likes this because I can at least take care of her even if any action on my johnson is still painful. It's frustrating as hell for us both, but I'm the one more likely to end up on the front page of the newspaper.

As the healing continues, the frustration grows. I have been fantasizing about cashing in an IRA and setting up a marathon reverse gang bang with all my favorite girls from here.

Sorry you had to get to this point by injuring yourself, but, I'm very happy that you will no longer suffer from the "not being able to cum" problem. I'm also happy to hear that everything is going well in the real world for you and your SO!

Well I'd always heard that a circumcised penis looks bigger, and now I can confirm that to be true. Definitely looks bigger, both flaccid and erect.

Interestingly, though, it actually is bigger! I had thought so, and now it's been confirmed. The S.O. says so, and the fact that I had extreme difficulty rolling on a condom this weekend proves. it. I'm guessing that the old - too small - foreskin was holding the old fella back and now it's realising its full potential! Happy days!

Oh, and in case you hadn't figured it out yet, it has seen some action this weekend. It's a week earlier than my doctor allowed, but it seems well healed and I was horny. Can't say that I noticed a lot of difference, but the condom contributed by damping sensation. The BBBJ I got was outstanding, though.

I hope Sophia, jasmin, etc., did not get an epiphany from this threAD! Originally Posted by Dad

I have a rusty box cutter, I could do it...

You're a brave motherfucker.

But I don't think "denouement" means what you think it means.

Last update:

I saw my urologist for a final checkup this week. All is good. He suggested abstaining for another two weeks "if you haven't already...". I smiled and he rolled his eyes. No further visits necessary.

It's bigger flaccid, bigger erect, cleaner, prettier and - most importantly - pain free before, during and after sex. This is a whole new world for me.

Papa's got a brand new toy!

Oh, and "denouement" means "orgasm". ;-)