BPD included in price...

I learned the hard way to not discuss a provider who is having a breakdown. Mentioned it once on ASPD when the lady had an ad trading sessions for household items and discussing what was obviously a very messed up personal life, and a sig line full of quotes that, when put together, made it clear she was going off the deep end. The whole thing just looked like trouble.

The response I got was guys trying to find out my personal info and trying to hack a couple of sites I ran. The comments went beyond White Knighting and claimed I was trying to attack her and tried to get personal with me. But I'd met enough troubled people to see the signs, and in this case it was flashing neon sign with a giant arrow. The guys finally got bored trying to come after me after about a week.

The lady was institutionalized 2 weeks later.

Well as SGM Scagliotti told me, "you don't walk into the shit and come out the same"....never met a provider that didn't have a back story. Recently I though I had met the most normal gal in the world that was providing, then she told me a bit of her back story, wow. That is one reason I like providers over civilians, WTF does an old grizzled guy who spent his formative years in the highlands of Southeast Asia, have in common with a former sorority girl who married the Radiologist and lives in a 750K house? Bores me to tears (well she doesn't, kinda like her and she just lost some weight but I digress)

BTW one out of every four Americans are on (or should be on) a psychotropic med. Most commonly for anxiety, depression and bi-polar disease. In the hobby I bet the number is more like three of four and that is on both sides of the bed.

Crazy chicks are the best in the sack. It's damn near a proven fact! Look at the best reviewed ladies...all of 'em will cut a bitch with no hesitation!

I think you have to have a certain amount of crazy to be a provider, so it only makes sense that the vast majority of us are mentally unstable. But we will fuck your brains out! Originally Posted by Dannie

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands
If you're angry and you know it, clap your hands
If you're happy and you know it, then your bitchiness will show it
If you're crazy and you know it, clap your hands! Originally Posted by Lana Warren

Some women have a "snapper".
Lana has a "clapper" !

....can only imagine what kind of damper it can put on the experience... Originally Posted by SexiKenni

It pretty much friggin ruins the experience. Been there and done that!

Some women have a "snapper".
Lana has a "clapper" !
Originally Posted by Garland_Bone

LMFAO! Your choice of rhyming words is interesting!!!!

Some women have a "snapper".
Lana has a "clapper" !
Originally Posted by Garland_Bone

LMAO!!!! OMG, remember this commercial?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rMW-btXzwo

LMAO!!!! OMG, remember this commercial?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rMW-btXzwo Originally Posted by Lana Warren

Lana, Do the lights come on when you get an "O" ?

No, but the fireworks do...

Damnit Lana . . . The voices in my head are all clapping.

As Dannie pointed out... Crazy Chicks are the best in the sack...
But there is a fine line between Crazy Fun in the Sack .. And Full Blown Bat Shit Crazy...
Alas,, in the past few weeks We have seen a few girls cross over to the Full On Bat Shit side of the line...

Lana, Do the lights come on when you get an "O" ? Originally Posted by Garland_Bone

When Lana has an O, the lights flicker off and on like lightning! I bet the neighbors wonder "what the hell," lol.

But to address the original thought in the thread...maintaining the fine line between bat-shit crazy and crazy-good in the sack is what being a provider is all about!

I always said Lana is a force of nature whose boobs qualify as small nation states.

When Lana has an O, the lights flicker off and on like lightning! I bet the neighbors wonder "what the hell," lol.

Some place there is a graph with good in the sack on the x curve and crazy as bat shit on the y curve (I was going to say the ordinate and the abscissa but only Dannie would know what I was saying, just saying...) . When crazy as bat shit has crossed good in the sack and is still climbing it is time to GTF out.

But to address the original thought in the thread...maintaining the fine line between bat-shit crazy and crazy-good in the sack is what being a provider is all about! Originally Posted by Marla

that's crazy! damn glad it's included

That's the worst thing about polygamy I've found. When I say something to my wife. . . I never know which one will answer. Originally Posted by Iaintliein

ROFL

Crazy chicks are the best in the sack. It's damn near a proven fact! Look at the best reviewed ladies...all of 'em will cut a bitch with no hesitation!

I think you have to have a certain amount of crazy to be a provider, so it only makes sense that the vast majority of us are mentally unstable. But we will fuck your brains out! Originally Posted by Dannie

I agree.. with this!!! The voices told me I should