What are your favorite everyday household items to convert into kinky toys?

Gross..

Zorah, thank you for this reminder! Throwing clothespins into the mix makes for a most devious playtime.

Where I'm from, dryers are not as common use as they are here, so maybe that explains why no one mentioned my darlings: clothespins.

Sooo much fun! Originally Posted by zorah

I'm such a nerd for pain.

I would enjoy inflicting this on someone else, but I myself am a wimp for that kind of pain. Love it! Originally Posted by Audreyg

Rocking chair is an excellent place for a playmate. All kinds of positions and you just rock it. Have used mine extensively. Portable waterproof wireless speaker that allows heavy bass is a nice vibrating toy.

Mmm... it's a very particular feeling when this substance's molecules are warmed up and re-energized by your body heat.

Remember to keep your freezer well stocked with ice for your next kinky escapade!

Neck ties

Well now, lets not forget this


You can use all over the body.
I gave the best massage last night. Broke in a newbie.
Once he was out the shower,
w/a real warm clean towel i rubbed his back down with Listerine
then gave him the best 'Back Scratch'

Then i warmed up a medium clean towel (real hot)
and soaked it with Listerine, wrapped
his feet (toes) with the towel and gave him
the best 'Foot Massage'

Let your imagination run wild ....

Yep Miss P...sexy!!!!
I use listetene and ice fr blowjobs

At first I was leary about the listerine, but it feels good and makes the skin extra sensitive which adds to the play after it goes on

Whoa! I'd have never thought about Listerine, but after using my imagination I can envision how the tingly sensation could be both titillating and soothing. Thanks ~P.

Well now, lets not forget this


You can use all over the body.
I gave the best massage last night. Broke in a newbie.
Once he was out the shower,
w/a real warm clean towel i rubbed his back down with Listerine
then gave him the best 'Back Scratch'

Then i warmed up a medium clean towel (real hot)
and soaked it with Listerine, wrapped
his feet (toes) with the towel and gave him
the best 'Foot Massage'

Let your imagination run wild .... Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

The use of Listerine and this business goes waayy back (google it)

There was a Brothel bust back in 2002 and
what stood out to me after reading the article on the bust was this part:

"Mountain View police said that an undercover cop who entered Song Song did not get solicited by his masseuse, but police did find condoms and 30 industrial-sized bottles of Listerine inside."

Anything is a sex toy if you are brave enough!

Anything is a sex toy if you are brave enough! Originally Posted by Marshpirate

great answer!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmm... so many imaginative ideas everyone. I love it!

It's as if this blogger read our minds! This is a worthwhile read since she does offer some additional suggestions which hadn't been mentioned. And more importantly, safety tips for incorporating items that aren't designed as sex toys.

"The Ultimate Guide to Using Household Items as Sex Toys" via Kinkly