Seinfeld thread

*GF* I am breaking up with YOU!

*George* "you can't break up with me, I've got Hand"

*GF* And you're going to need it! ...

"You slept with the groom?!"

Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains. I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ... Naw, I'm not ready for it.

I'm just glad I don't have to wear a mansier. Yep, I may be big, but at least I don't own a bro. Originally Posted by NipLover

I do.

Moops!

This thread was NOT about this, but WTF, I'm happy to go with it.

"No pick! NO PICK!"

Stella

If every instinc you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right!

Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on!


Miss you in big D Jamie.

Since ecc72 bumped this thread about nothing, we might as well keep it going...

Moops! Originally Posted by Booth

MOORS!

Daren the Intern. Kramerica Industries.
Little Jerry Seinfield
Mr Marbles
Sponge worthy!

Daren the Intern. Kramerica Industries. Originally Posted by sizzla

and with Darren's help we'll get that chicken

Please tell me about the STOOGES!

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.