Hildebeest catches Slick Willie staring at Ivanka Trump

LexusLover's Avatar
Ivanka is hot!! I want to titty fuk those big ones she has!! Originally Posted by RALPHEY BOY
It's like the Lotto. Got to buy a ticket to win!
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But she's out of his league....she's not a subordinate. Originally Posted by LexusLover
Mine too. That didn't keep me from fantasizing all last night about licking those tears off her cheeks and replacing them with some of my own body fluids. Looked her stats up this morning and found that she, her stepmom and I are all exactly the same height. As Sam Kinison once said to God, "You can be a CRUEL bastard sometimes...."
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Mine too. That didn't keep me from fantasizing all last night about licking those tears off her cheeks and replacing them with some of my own body fluids. Looked her stats up this morning and found that she, her stepmom and I are all exactly the same height. As Sam Kinisson once said to God, "You can be a CRUEL bastard sometimes...." Originally Posted by roaringfork
Make an appointment and request an "Ivanka fantasy"!

And keep in mind: You only have to pay for an hour!
Make an appointment and request an "Ivanka fantasy"!

And keep in mind: You only have to pay for an hour! Originally Posted by LexusLover
It's gotta be better than the "shrilLIARy fantasy " that Ekim and assup are offering down at the 'holes !!! For FREE !!!!!!!!
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It's gotta be better than the "shrilLIARy fantasy " that Ekim and assup are offering down at the 'holes !!! For FREE !!!!!!!! Originally Posted by Rey Lengua
I don't know .... getting to face fuck a "HillaryNoMore look alike" for losing the election might be worth an "up charge" for them!

Personally .. HillaryNoMore does NOTHING for me~!
I don't know .... getting to face fuck a "HillaryNoMore look alike" for losing the election might be worth an "up charge" for them!

Personally .. HillaryNoMore does NOTHING for me~! Originally Posted by LexusLover
They had to offer it for free, since none of their regulars has any money left after buying TRUCK LOADS of Depends after shrilLIARy's loss !
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I doubt very many behind him did "like his speech"!

But enough of the Senate Democrats "smelled the coffee" when they got back to work in the afternoon and voted for Mattis (98-1) and for Kelly (88-11-1)! Let's see how the rest of the voting goes! No more Russian "footsies"! Originally Posted by LexusLover
Originally Posted by I B Hankering
+ 1 !!! OOH-RAH !! GET SOME !!!!! Reckon he'll tell all units to REMOVE AND DESTROY all " rainbow " flags that have been issued to them in the last administration ?
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+ 1 !!! OOH-RAH !! GET SOME !!!!! Reckon he'll tell all units to REMOVE AND DESTROY all " rainbow " flags that have been issued to them in the last administration ? Originally Posted by Rey Lengua
and reinstate don't ask/don't tell in some form and end those PC gay parades
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+ 1 !!! OOH-RAH !! GET SOME !!!!! Reckon he'll tell all units to REMOVE AND DESTROY all " rainbow " flags that have been issued to them in the last administration ? Originally Posted by Rey Lengua
Hopefully he'll improve "lethality" by insuring hard-earned taxpayer money is spent on bullets and beans and not on transgender surgery.
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OOOHHHHH, guess Willie's not getting anything tonight. LOL Originally Posted by Cherie
.. at least from HillaryNoMore! And tonight also!