Not with a provider, but came an eyelash from being in a bust at the "purple church" in memphis; anyone remember Platinum Plus? (RIP) The VIP room was raided by vice and everyone giving or receiving lap dances got a citation for lewd conduct. Lots of extras were available back then in its prime. Memphis changed the stripper laws and the rest is history.
Originally Posted by yahoo1111
Well, that's true, but IIRC the Mount Moriah Performing Arts Center (a/k/a Platinum Plus or "The Purple Church") and several other related clubs) got shut down a while before Shelby County (I think, not Memphis city) changed the ordinances governing strip clubs. I believe it was a Federal investigation and raids on all the clubs involved simultaneously (in December of 2006, according to a quick Google search; the same Google search reveals that the Shelby County Commission changed the strip club laws in 2007, but litigation kept them from taking effect until January 1, 2012).
ObSubject: the most nervous I've ever been was back in St. Louis, when the lady I was seeing had (unbeknownst to me) ordered a sandwich and soft drink from room service, and the room service waiter knocked on the door of her hotel room while I was busy eating her out. I dashed into the bathroom with my clothes (convinced the interruption was either a boyfriend or a pimp) while she put on a robe and completed the transaction before we resumed where we left off.
Cheers,
bcg