Does Celery really make big LOADS?

Ok, we are straying away from the topic of what foods, if any, can assist with quantity. If you want to discuss placement, start another thread.

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OK so the advantage of a big load versus a small load is? Seems to me eat whatever you like cuz release is release regardless unless you plan on shooting porns.
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The bigger load you shoot the better and more intense your orgasm is.
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Not sure what Celery does to your load. But Pineapple makes it sweeter and Watermelon is filled with Lycopene that helps maximize your sexual pleasure.
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Celery, in everything I have read will make you produce a bigger load and I can tell a difference. Fruits will make it taste sweeter that is what I have been told by the women I have dropped loads in. I will have to try the watermelon with celery in the juicer.
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Are you just wanting BIG loads? Understand that celery acts as a diuretic. So that load you may be feeling....may be piss wanting to come out too.
You just have to find a lady into GS AND big Loads and you'd be good to go!



Celery, in everything I have read will make you produce a bigger load and I can tell a difference. Fruits will make it taste sweeter that is what I have been told by the women I have dropped loads in. I will have to try the watermelon with celery in the juicer. Originally Posted by Wyldeman30
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OK so the advantage of a big load versus a small load is? Seems to me eat whatever you like cuz release is release regardless unless you plan on shooting porns. Originally Posted by Codybeast
Or whitewashing a fence!
The best thing for larger loads for me is simple.... prolonging the orgasim over and over.. the ability to get to the edge and stop multipule times results in an intense and large load. I used to see a massage therapist for a 2 hour session with a good 1 1/2 hours of that being a prolonged sensual tease until I was almost to the point of begging her to finish me off... talk about intense after that much build up... nothing like it if done right.


I read Tommy Lees book and he asked Peter North how he was able to shoot big loads in his movies. Peter told him that he would eat a whole bushel of celery the day before.

I can't eat a whole thing of celery, but I can juice it with some apples. I have done this a couple times and I have not whacked it the day before. It does seem to make a big shot on the first unload.

Has anyone else tried this or have a trick to make you shoot a bigger load?

Ladies I have often wanted to know if you like getting it in the face those that list COF?

If you are such a Lady I would love to try out the celery/apple juice the day before to see how much it will cover! Originally Posted by Wyldeman30
Didn't u and I discuss this the other day? Aww we had such sweet pillow talk lol!!
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Yes we did Marley. I really like you. You are a lot of fun.
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I always thought it was hereditary. Get this, I recently read somwhere that the little juice you release took 2 months to form in your testes. Dont believe me? Look it up yourself. Originally Posted by incognito isis
"Essential of Human Anatomy and Physiology" - Marieb, 7th edition, page 505:

"The epididymis is the first part of the male duct system and provides a temporary storage site for the immature sperm that enter it from the testis. While the sperm make their way along the snaking course of the epididymis (a trip that takes about 20 days), they mature, gaining the ability to swim"

The epididymis is about 6 m long (20 feet to you barbarians).

HOWEVER: if you have had a vasectomy, those little guys had better not be getting to the end of the journey!!!!

p 506:

"The sminal vesicles, located at the base of the bladder, produce about 60 percent of the fluid volume of the semen. Their thick, yellowish secretion is rich in sugar (fructose), vitamin C, prostaglandins and other substances, which nourish and activate the sperm passing through th tract." (emphisis mine).

p 507:
"The amount of semen propelled out of the male duct system is relatively small, only about 2 to 5 ml (about a teaspoonful), ..."

So, on the factomaeter I'll give this a "mostly true".

Well, my A&P finally pays off outside of school!!!
Yes we did Marley. I really like you. You are a lot of fun. Originally Posted by Wyldeman30
Awww well happy to hear that!!!