Apparently regretting the act, after the fact, is enough to be considered rape nowadays. If this is the case then I have been raped as well. I will contact the woman immediately and tell her she needs to furnish a standard rate for me or I will be forced to take my grievences here in a new post. Good Day to you sir!
Originally Posted by TehRyc
Bro, that is a low bar on making a joke about being raped. I can tell that you haven't been raped or knew someone that was raped(or represented someone that was raped, like I have) because your post looks like a neanderthal wrote it. Regret is one thing(your mom regretted having sex after your conception) but rape is another thing that usually has one party of ill contempt and another party that is a victim. You may not know the difference, but that is because you are stupid and not informed. You see, rape is non-consensual touching of another's reproductive organs, got it? Regret has nothing to do with it, like you're slipping your slim jim into that vending machine down the hall from your office. . . but now it burns when you pee on Thursdays and Saturdays. You see, nothing about your slim jim sticking it's way up that vending machine gave any clue as to how rapey you were, but if the machine said no. . . Then we are getting into rape.