WTF Blowjob or Suckjob?

Just think.... the "queef factor" must be outta control Originally Posted by TryWeakly
Omg, ewwwwwww. Lols.
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  • 05-26-2017, 01:41 PM
Why The Fuck* Blowjob or Suckjob?

A misnomer to me, I always wondered Why The Fuck they call it a BLOWjob when it is clearly obvious it is a SUCKjob....

However, it was recently noted by a provider that there is a tantric practice in existence whereby one introduces air into the male urethra....dafuq?

*note the specified and alternate derivation of the TLA (three letter acronym) ...no pun intended.... well, maybe. Originally Posted by TryWeakly

Why you trolling, you think I had something to do with your girl guesting?
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I have no idea what you are talking about. This thread is about terminology and its usage regarding sucking a dick. Care to contribute?
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  • 05-26-2017, 02:19 PM
This thread is about terminology and its usage regarding sucking a dick. Care to contribute? Originally Posted by TryWeakly
No contribution here, not interested in either.

Good luck in your quest to gain such knowledge.


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This thread is about terminology and its usage regarding sucking a dick. Care to contribute? Originally Posted by TryWeakly
Wouldn't that require some extensive training and experience?
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Exactlt why I thought he/she might want to contribute to the conversation.
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  • 05-26-2017, 03:54 PM
Wouldn't that require some extensive training and experience? Originally Posted by LexusLover
Exactlt why I thought he/she might want to contribute to the conversation. Originally Posted by TryWeakly
No contribution here, not interested in either.

Good luck in your quest to gain such knowledge.


. Originally Posted by WTF
You two feel free to share your experiences! I have not had any experience like that.


I'm outta here!



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Just think.... the "queef factor" must be outta control Originally Posted by TryWeakly
I think Queef should be a menu item!
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Queef On Demand --- QOD
Queef Per Minute ---- QPM
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I Googled blowjob and found a couple of interesting links.

The Greeks used the word "fellatio" - to suck.

All this stuff is on the internet so it has to be true. I found them interesting regardless.

http://forums.fugly.com/threads/a-hi...-blowjob.1170/

Cleopatra was a sex addict according to this entry.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fellatio

Happy reading ...TTL
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Your high school drama is comical at best. Must be a miserable life to constantly try to troll someone on a hooker board. Originally Posted by allaboutthebbbj
Kinda sucks that you are the first/only one to think that and/or voice it..... the thread is NOT that kind of thread, peckerwood....as you can see.

Have a nice day, support our veterans!
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I Googled blowjob and found a couple of interesting links.

The Greeks used the word "fellatio" - to suck.

All this stuff is on the internet so it has to be true. I found them interesting regardless.

http://forums.fugly.com/threads/a-hi...-blowjob.1170/

Cleopatra was a sex addict according to this entry.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fellatio

Happy reading ...TTL Originally Posted by timetolive
Thank you for your contributions ! Good stuff and it doesnt suck....er....nevermind.
Queef On Demand --- QOD
Queef Per Minute ---- QPM Originally Posted by TryWeakly
Queefer that squirts at the same time. Now you're talking!
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SQOD ...well done.... now that is leaving TLA status and entering FLA status ... which is ironic because FLA is, in and of itself, another TLA. (R ya with me, Fancy?)
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I've actually spent more time thinking about this than I care to admit and that was WAYYYYYY before you started this thread.

We are sucking. I have never blown on a dick, so why call it a blow job? We live in a weird, weird world.