Germany trip

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If you go in with the attitude the Europeans have, which is to enjoy a relaxing experience and get to bang hot chicks when you feel like it, it's a little slice of heaven. Originally Posted by lakecat
On Thursday when I was at Oase I was talking with a guy in the sauna. He was a local and gave me lots of good advice about where to go and what I could expect. Then on Sunday I was at Sharks and I walk into the sauna and he was there. He wasn't on holiday like I was; he lived in Frankfurt. He just lived the kind of life where he could go to a sauna club a couple of times a week and enjoy the "wellness center" and fuck a hot girl if he chose to.

My kind of life.
  • Luxie
  • 09-28-2017, 08:17 PM
So I understand that you would love to get that over here but at the same time..you said most of the girls were overweight or unattractive well thats what happens when a gent wants to spend $60 for 30 mins... Originally Posted by Nikkilove91
Why should an overweight provider charge less? Overweight =/= ugly.
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Why should an overweight provider charge less? Overweight =/= ugly. Originally Posted by Luxie
Amen to that! But the big name FKK clubs are not going to hire many overweight girls. They have a "type" and it is tall thin models. Of course they try to have a variety, but at most of the top clubs they just won't hire the curvier girls. Girls of that body type don't have as many options and may have to work at a lower tier club that has lower prices.

Which was actually one of the reasons that I liked Dietz. I love curvy girls.
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Damn, must visit Germany. Originally Posted by KCAsianDude
Yup,

It is getting frustrating trying to find a good looking lady without ugly tatts, or even nicely done Tatts. I have a file of rejected girls just because of Tatts that I have to go back and review when I run out of well reviewed ladies without Tatts. I will say that the best lady I ever fount, (another retired lady) had a well done tattoo. It took me a year before I got the courage to see her. She was a true GFE, who started to ask for no reviews: that made it difficult to do my homework.

It is nice to see the ladies in Europe don't have them like American ladies. Just a personal preference: you do what you want.
JRLawrence's Avatar
Why should an overweight provider charge less? Overweight =/= ugly. Originally Posted by Luxie
To many guys: yes. To others: it doesn't matter, especially if they and/or their families are overweight they may think it doesn't matter.
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So I understand that you would love to get that over here but at the same time..you said most of the girls were overweight or unattractive well thats what happens when a gent wants to spend $60 for 30 mins... Originally Posted by Nikkilove91
The $$$ & Uro isn't close to equivalent.
So it sounds like a fantastic financial deal but... REALITY
Not even close to the same bracket URO € & American $
KCQuestor's Avatar
The Euro is only about $1.20. So it's a pretty close and an easy conversion. 50€ is $60.

For most low-priced stuff you can think of euros and dollars as almost the same. A kabob is 5€ or $6. That beer is 4€ or $4.80. The train ticket is 1.75€ or $2.05. Not a big deal. Sure, when you are talking hundreds of euros it makes a difference, but only a small amount.
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Great information. I've always wanted to visit Germany, and this only makes me want to go more. Out of curiosity, how many people there speak English/are they very welcoming to American tourists? I've been to other parts of Europe, some of which were very nice to American visitors (Ireland/UK) and some were not so much (France).
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Nearly everyone in Germany speaks English. Seriously, when you ask someone if they speak English they look at you like you are an idiot.

The big name FKKs (Artemis, Oase, Sharks) require that their girls speak English, so even the Romanian and Polish and Hungarian girls can talk with you. In the smaller brothels you will run into some immigrant hookers who don't speak English, but all Germans will.

They are welcome to American tourists' money, so as long as you have that, you'll be fine. I didn't run into anyone rude or who had a problem with Americans. The hoteliers and restauranteurs were all very accommodating. I did make sure to never talk politics with any of the locals that I met. Didn't want to have to spend time apologizing for the latest thing the Cheetoh in Chief did. And of course the girls couldn't care less as long as you were paying them.
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Dietzenbach This place was the holy grail for me.

Easily my favorite place for sex in the whole trip. I was there for 5 hours.

While there I ran into another ECCIE poster, you all would recognize his name. Originally Posted by KCQuestor
and that other ECCIE poster ended up logging close to 8-10 hours a day blowing loads deep inside those lovely ladies left and right for the next 3 days after your departure and ' you're girl' missed you, I 'filled' the vacancy pretty well the day after you left, she needed like two wads of paper towels after to hold her over until the bidet. I bet those girls collectively shoot a gallon or two of cum out of their pussies down that drain daily. She awaits your return( and ' naturally' your Euros as well)

Dietz is also a perfect compliment to the other mega clubs to combine a day of relaxing in wellness centers, fucking beautiful girls, eating surprisingly very good food and socializing with others than heading to this joint which is technically an FKK yet nothing short of a whorehouse by all definitions of the word and pick any girl you want and pound the fuck out of her and stick your cock in any hole you want and do what you want to her for 40E and cum wherever and however you like and they just love getting shot full of cum wherever you want to blow your wad and they do it with a smile.

Excellent Germany write-up, was nice meeting you, thanks for the ride to Dietz and if you make it to Germany in 2018 the rental car is on me, we're upgrading to a BMW or Mercedes and get that sucker up to as fast as we want on the autobahn driving between the many cervix blasting factories that await us.

just 18 days now until I walk thru The Gates of Dietz, and will also be there on the 31st, can't think of a better place in the world to go ' trick or treat'

and if she is there you know which trick will get that first treat of DNA blasted up her twat

Actually reflecting back with a price tag of 40E there is no reason not to grab em by the pussy two at a time now and than. Two girls for 80E, about $96 bucks call it $100 with the exchange fees; where else in the western world can you get two hot white women with great attitudes to be your sex slaves for 30 minutes.
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Thank you VERY much for the posts, KCQuestor! Great read, and valuable intel.