Miss Valentinas Rainbowbrites

I've been found out!!! It's true, I have thick ankles and the face of a Kazakhstani lunch lady. I just wear this handy Raquel Welch mask to fool people into paying to scrog me.

AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT MEDDLING TREETOP!!! (Shakes tiny fist angrily at sky)

*p.s. I hope your balls are forever grazed by a spinning bicycle tire for time and all eternity* Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
This. This is the funniest goddam thing I’ve ever read on this site.
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  • 12-13-2017, 08:23 AM
I've been found out!!! It's true, I have thick ankles and the face of a Kazakhstani lunch lady. I just wear this handy Raquel Welch mask to fool people into paying to scrog me.

AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT MEDDLING TREETOP!!! (Shakes tiny fist angrily at sky)

*p.s. I hope your balls are forever grazed by a spinning bicycle tire for time and all eternity* Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
damn baby
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Luv reading your stuff and looks like you are at the top of your game as usual! Keep on truckin’ Babe!
I don't want this to get pushed too far down. I'm waiting to see that ass in those panties.



It may even bring peace to the board.
Maybe even bring peace between Israel and Palestine. Hell, Kim Jung may even suspend his nuclear program if she post it.
Maybe even bring peace between Israel and Palestine. Hell, Kim Jung may even suspend his nuclear program if she post it. Originally Posted by Kickrocks
This is the best thread to come along in a while!! pah pah pah pleeese Ms. V give us that rainbow brite pic.
post it post it post it
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Come on Valentina, deliver the goods.
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Post pics
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AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT MEDDLING TREETOP!!! (Shakes tiny fist angrily at sky)

*p.s. I hope your balls are forever grazed by a spinning bicycle tire for time and all eternity* Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
There you go again with your violent thoughts and behavior.

Screaming in ALL CAPS and wishing harm.

Maybe if you just think things through you wouldn't have to resort to violence up to and including choking and strangulation.
There you go again with your violent thoughts and behavior.

Screaming in ALL CAPS and wishing harm.

Maybe if you just think things through you wouldn't have to resort to violence up to and including choking and strangulation. Originally Posted by Treetop78759
And here I thought only an orgasm to make my eyes roll that hard.

Good lord dude, give it up already.