
I've been found out!!! It's true, I have thick ankles and the face of a Kazakhstani lunch lady. I just wear this handy Raquel Welch mask to fool people into paying to scrog me.This. This is the funniest goddam thing I’ve ever read on this site.
AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT MEDDLING TREETOP!!! (Shakes tiny fist angrily at sky)
*p.s. I hope your balls are forever grazed by a spinning bicycle tire for time and all eternity* Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
I've been found out!!! It's true, I have thick ankles and the face of a Kazakhstani lunch lady. I just wear this handy Raquel Welch mask to fool people into paying to scrog me.
AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT MEDDLING TREETOP!!! (Shakes tiny fist angrily at sky)
*p.s. I hope your balls are forever grazed by a spinning bicycle tire for time and all eternity* Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT MEDDLING TREETOP!!! (Shakes tiny fist angrily at sky)There you go again with your violent thoughts and behavior.
*p.s. I hope your balls are forever grazed by a spinning bicycle tire for time and all eternity* Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
There you go again with your violent thoughts and behavior.And here I thought only an orgasm to make my eyes roll that hard.
Screaming in ALL CAPS and wishing harm.
Maybe if you just think things through you wouldn't have to resort to violence up to and including choking and strangulation. Originally Posted by Treetop78759