What do you EXPECT???

Nah, they named a movie after me..."8 seconds". LOL Originally Posted by steverino50

They named "8 mile" after me.

I guess my movie would be The Hard Way

Cowboy, the suspense is killing me! Cowboy on up and show us your branding iron!

I think my movie title would be "The Goods" but, while reading these thought of this clip.. [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIYYZPnacWo&feature=re lated"]YouTube- Harland Williams as Crazy Hitchhiker[/nomedia]

WOW!! That would've probably killed the mood for me if I were a guy...

A "limp" dick would make me feel like shit.... Unless of course he informs me of an erectile problem, which has happened to me a couple times.

Nobody wants to be rushed...hell, sometimes I feel like 2 hours is barely enough for a session.


"A GOOD MAN IS HARD TO FIND, BUT A HARD MAN ISN'T".....

CPI you can go 7 minutes??? You big studd, thats three times longer than me. Time wise only, not tool wise, no one wants to be three times smaller than you.

Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says,

"Ya know, when I was thirty and got an erection, I couldn't bend it, even using both hands.

By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees, if I tried really hard.

By the time I was fifty, I could bend it about forty five degrees, no problem.

I'm gonna be sixty next week, and now I can bend it in half with just one hand."

"So," says the second drunk, "what's your point?"

"Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get.

obvioulsy this girl cannot handle the "Schloooong!!

I'm a long distance man when it comes to sports, cycling, running, crosscountry sking, but I guess I'd be considered a sprinter when it comes to sex.

Maybe you were fucking her too hard. Alot of these girls just don't like their pussy "pounded" for extended periods of time. Show some respect, man. If it hurts in her pussy, offer it to her mouth. Or between her tits. Whatever, just give the ladies a break. Sheeesh.....Heff

"Gone in Sixty Seconds" here...

...but I always try to kiss it and make it better - just my little way of trying to help - heh heh heh

Hey some ladies have taken up the challenge.

My saying is:

"Well, it may be short, but it sure is skinny!"

We may all be making an incorrect assumption, but if you're expecting to pound away for the full hour, you better do a bit more research before scheduling the appointment.

I had a provider tell me the thing she hates most is guys that want to fuck for 1 hour straight. Now, this was no waif, and she can take a banging, but continuous pounding for an extended period is too much for most girls. It's not commented on much in reviews, 'cause frankly very few guys can pull it off and have no idea what the girl's endurance level is. A lot of posts on this thread are made in jest, but I betcha most of them are only half joking about "time in the saddle".

The status and condition of any female's reproductive organs are constantly changing. While one week, she may enjoy riding on Silver, the next week she might be more tender and delicate and is better suited for riding Festus Haggen's mule. ("Gunsmoke", Google it).

Of course, positioning is everything.

Please PM me with the provider and day and month. It has been several years since a woman complained about be being too rough. I just want to hear it again before E.D. takes me completely out of the rodeo.