My First Hobby Experience

Since when is a legal brothel not part of the hobby? I'd consider any P4P to be part of the hobby, myself.

Cheers,

bcg Originally Posted by bluffcityguy

Only in my own mind, probably. It just felt like a much different thing to me. Maybe it’s the legality vs. illegality that caused me to perceive it differently. Certainly it’s the same sport, just played on a bit different field.

Winter of 1989. I saw an ad for a massage parlor in one of those free newspapers. I didn’t have a car at the time, so I took a cab. I gave the driver the street address, because o didn’t want to say the name of the place. When we got there the building was empty. It was a sketchy part of town,he asks “are you sure? What are you looking for?” I hesitated a second and he asked “ are you looking for Le Club!”. That was the place , and he knew right where to go! The experience itself was ok, but it was the ride there, had was the funny part. Moral of the story: cabbies know everything! Originally Posted by Pinky457

Classically, supposedly the savviest providers in a city manage to put together a network of cabbies who'd funnel horny businessmen from out of town to them. I suppose now that Uber and Lyft are trying to make cabs a thing of the past (welcome to the "gig economy"), that may no longer be accurate.

That said, there's an old joke I can't resist telling, about the conventioneer who, newly arrived in Boston, wanted to follow his buddy's recommendation of what seafood he should sample while there. So he gets into the cab, and asks the cabbie, "Hey, were can a guy get scrod here?" (Yes, "scrod" is a name for a type of fish, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrod).

The cabbie tuns around, looks at the conventioneer, and replied, "Man, in my twenty years of driving a hack here I've been asked that question many times, but you're the first guy who's asked me that in the pluperfect subjunctive."

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obFirstTime: My first time was in the Philippines when I was serving in the Navy. Paid US$10 to buy a bargirl I'd been flirting with for two hours out of the bar, then paid her another $30. She spent the night, it was the best sex of my life up to that point, and the next morning she washed me in the shower, dressed me, and treated me like a king.

I've often contemplated retiring there...

Cheers,

bcg

Classically, supposedly the savviest providers in a city manage to put together a network of cabbies who'd funnel horny businessmen from out of town to them. I suppose now that Uber and Lyft are trying to make cabs a thing of the past (welcome to the "gig economy"), that may no longer be accurate.

That said, there's an old joke I can't resist telling, about the conventioneer who, newly arrived in Boston, wanted to follow his buddy's recommendation of what seafood he should sample while there. So he gets into the cab, and asks the cabbie, "Hey, were can a guy get scrod here?" (Yes, "scrod" is a name for a type of fish, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrod).

The cabbie tuns around, looks at the conventioneer, and replied, "Man, in my twenty years of driving a hack here I've been asked that question many times, but you're the first guy who's asked me that in the pluperfect subjunctive."

http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?...shot&play=true

obFirstTime: My first time was in the Philippines when I was serving in the Navy. Paid US$10 to buy a bargirl I'd been flirting with for two hours out of the bar, then paid her another $30. She spent the night, it was the best sex of my life up to that point, and the next morning she washed me in the shower, dressed me, and treated me like a king.

I've often contemplated retiring there...

Cheers,

bcg Originally Posted by bluffcityguy

$40.00?!?! Say whaaaaaat?! Bar girl sounds like the unicorn of providers.

$40.00?!?! Say whaaaaaat?! Bar girl sounds like the unicorn of providers. Originally Posted by Parttimehobbyist

A couple of factors involved in that pricing. First, as we used to say when I was there, you never realized how close to worthless the Philippine peso was until you started exchanging it for US$ (and we got a better-than-official rate off the "grey market", as just about everyone was dealing US currency); secondly (and related), we were giving them a princely amount relative to their standard of living, and third, a lot of those girls were playing to get married to a sailor or Marine and get a ticket to the US on an immigrant visa (marriages that, once the girl got her green card and learned how to manage a checkbook, tended to end pretty quickly).

Basically, if you were looking for pussy for rent, it was a buyer's market.

Cheers,

bcg

Well... i was at a strip club with a buddy and stumbled upon the best looking near naked brunette i've ever laid eyes on. I've done the strip club thing on occasion for the past 20 years and i've heard stories but never experienced anything like i did this night. she eyed me about the time i did her and she comes over, spins around and sits right on my lap and starts whispering lord knows what in my ear with one arm around me and her other hand massaging my johnson, very discreet like lol. needless to say, i wasn't about to say no to her proposed lap dance so off we go. this was a regular lap dance with a bouncer overlooking the usual started and i watched her keeping an eye on him and when he wasn't paying attention she grabbed my hand and ran it down her skimp panties and you know what happened there. A couple of seconds of that i asked her wtf simply from being pretty shocked that i was sitting there doing that especially with someone as stunning as this. she smiled and asked "want more?"... well here's where the bud light came into play... and my debit card... and a side room and me absolutely getting my world rocked like never before. i was pretty blown away. we exchanged numbers and we continued to see each other every chance i got for a couple of years and it all got better and better with each experience until I found out a little more about her and realized i was feeding a Staff Edit. we had a pretty good relationship and i confronted her about it and she hesitantly admitted it. I told her i was done at this point which was difficult because of what i was walking away from but my conscience wouldn't allow me to continue. she kept in touch and finally cleaned her act up and got out of rehab and we did see each other a few more times before she moved off and started playing for the other team lol. at this point i was accustomed to having a GF when i wanted and not when i didn't lol so a little research landed me here and i'm very glad i settled on a hot little 'blonde' upscale number as my first provider, which reminds me, it's been way too long.

Great story Hotrod! Glad that chick got better.

And I too am looking forward for my upscale date pretty soon :-)