GG at Lucky Haven

Dogberry's Avatar
I really hate to bump such a childish exchange, but can anyone provide some solid information on this girl, regardless of whether she's Laura or not?
I would like to know too. I don't know who "Laura" is, but that 3Dom looks like an obnoxious Troll. He doesn't know Laura, or his ass from his elbow. 😂
BobbyMann's Avatar
Please allow me to extend to you a warm welcome to the board, Purlie! Always great to see new registrants and the proliferation of our colleagues on here!

Great first review of ShaSha of Lucky Haven, by the way; she is indeed a reliable winner; and a long-time genuine favorite of mine as well as of many of certain of our old friends around here. Also glad to see in your posto-mania (few on here could keep up!) that you appreciate the sense of humor of some of our most frequent posters (they're SO funny!), and agree with their positive assessment of the ladies they've most recently reviewed. But you may wish to avoid xenophobic disputes with Chinamen; they rarely turn out well!

Very nice (and enlightening) to see that of all the threads you're motivated to weigh in on with comments, this one takes precedence. Really great to hear your honest, objective, and independent input!

You certainly have a way with words; "ass from his elbow" eh? Quite rare and colorful, but certainly a most unique turn of phrase.

Next, I suppose, we'll be hearing "the truth" that she's a "stone cold fox"!

Harold Bloom might call it the "anxiety of influence"; Freud would call it a revealing slip.

I would simply observe that multi-headed hydras are among the oldest creatures alive, and that we'll probably never be free of them. Even in this very discussion!

Consistency truly is the hobgoblin (and giveaway) of little minds, isn't it?
Chung Tran's Avatar
Dude, you need psychological help.. you have been trolling me hard since Wednesday, from the time I posted about Nagoya and Ashley fucking with my friend. this is no fewer than 8 handles you have accused me of being, and you have gone unchecked until now. I realize you are obsessed with me, but you are crumbling apart in full view of everyone here.


I have had one handle the entire time I have been on ECCIE. you said yourself I "live" on this site, and have too much time, yet somehow I'm able to be 8 other people?


you need help bad. I'm dead serious.
BobbyMann's Avatar
Why, Chung, whatsoever do you mean? I’m sure you know I was casting no aspersions on your saintly honor (?)

Please be assured that any such interpretations would be the farthest thing from my mind. And if I had any doubts, well, count me for one as fully convinced and satisfied by your representations. No "John Millers" there, I'm sure!

Whatever you (or Putin or the Prez) say, I’m sure it’s good enough for me and everyone else. It’s like your swearing and hoping that God will “strike [you] dead” if you were lying in that AMP Greek thread . . . After all, who could ever imagine Messr. Chung doing anything dishonest, un-Godly, or immoral?

Oh, and I'm touched (tetched?) by your deep concern, truly ah am. Thank you ever so much, kind sir!
TxGuy69's Avatar
Please do not stop, boys.
Dogberry's Avatar
[sigh]
BobbyMann's Avatar
Dogberry, let's elevate this a bit by reverting to your very first question (in Much Ado, III, 3, 1323), shall we?

"Are you good men and true?"

Which of course immediately brings to mind further Shakespearian advice worth striving for (IMHO) on this board:

"This above all: to thine own self be true
And it doth follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man."

For I'm sure everyone wishes to avoid your censure:

"Marry, sir, they have committed false report;
moreover, they have spoken untruths; secondarily,
they are slanders; sixth and lastly, they have
belied a lady; thirdly, they have verified unjust
things; and, to conclude, they are lying knaves."
Dogberry's Avatar

"Marry, sir, they have committed false report;
moreover, they have spoken untruths; secondarily,
they are slanders; sixth and lastly, they have
belied a lady; thirdly, they have verified unjust
things; and, to conclude, they are lying knaves." Originally Posted by BobbyMann
There's a lot of Borachios and Conrades on this board.
Fuck. Looks like some bored lawyers are on this board. Let’s write about pussy. Shit.