What's the weirdest Lube y'all have used? ( for intercourse)

We were racing in New Mexico and a body of mine was getting it on with a girl in our car trailer and reach for anything to lube. What he didn't know was it was rear end grease (the kind for the car, not k9). He said, it took a week to get it off his rod. LOL

We were racing in New Mexico and a body of mine was getting it on with a girl in our car trailer and reach for anything to lube. What he didn't know was it was rear end grease (the kind for the car, not k9). He said, it took a week to get it off his rod. LOL Originally Posted by okcbreeze

Now that's a good one....he might as well have put some of that 90 weight in her rear end also lol.

Oldpun - I have used mayo on tortas, not tortASS.