....In regards to checking out of a hotel. I have not gone to a front desk in years to check-out. I'll either call them the morning of check-out but usually most hoteliers let you check out through their app. So...most of the time I'll do mobile check-out and leave the keys in the room.
Originally Posted by MOCHAakaMOCHA
This is the way to do it. Mocha has it nailed down.
The maids always figure out what's going on, so tip them.
Other than check in, avoid the front desk.
If you do have to walk by front desk, note that they are paid to be friendly and helpful, so have a canned response ready when they say; have a good day; can we help you; etc.
Best response for "can we help you" is to ask for a good steak/fish/thai/indian/mexican/whatever restaurant.
And if you want the desk clerks to get into a severe disagreement with each other, ask for the best BBQ place.