Funny post. 7 types of guys at the club

I was #2 a couple of times. In both occasions the best looking girl in the club jumped in my lap. M*ch*** and N*n* @ pt's

What number we at?
Puppy Lover. Spends from $500 to $1,000 on a girl and leaves convinced that "she really likes me." Before his AC can cool his car the girl is swallowing some jerk's load.

Then there's the dude who gets possessive over one stripper, he's not rich, but he thinks he owns her following from stage to stage and standing there talking to her the entire time.

Frustrating because it's always the thick milfy one I wanna get a dance by.

BTW I'm #3 AF but you know what? Not sorry. Always respectful of our local culture, only touch during dances really.

I'm 1,5 and 6.

I do have to admit this coming from a boxing site is funny. Also #3's were notorious at old Cab Royal. It was creeper club capital.

I am gonna be number #1 and #3 when I finally go.

What about the stripper boyfriends lurking in the shadows try to convince himself that his girls job doesn't bother him. Originally Posted by flappygilmore007

I used to go to P10 a lot when I lived in Austin. I would get dances from a cute Filipina named Pam. He was always there watching her dance for guys. I think he got off on it. Looking back he was possibly a cuck but I never pursued it.

I haven't been to a strip club in years but I used to go to BBD a lot. There was always this one guy there, cross between 3 and 10. Always neatly dressed, wore glasses. Would buy one beer, never sit down, just wander around. He wasn't intimidating at all but would try to catch a show if he could. More annoying than anything else.

I remember being #1 and it being my first time, I went to the clubhouse, and it didn't take long for me to warm up after the first couple visits. Made alot of friends there and even met some girls ofc. I really miss that place

5 The A-holes that bring women
Shame on you, shame on all of you who have ever considered bringing a woman to our domain. If by chance, your wife ever asks you if she can join you at the strip club, the first word out of your mouth should be “Divorce”. Plain and simple. We go to see half-naked women and get away from our significant others. The last thing any of us want to see is your stupid wife/girlfriend in her mom jeans telling you not to ogle. Originally Posted by Shep3.0

This is only bad if you're actually bringing an S\O. If you're bringing a dancer from a different club or current\ex-dancer from same club who you've become cool with OTC or FWB...these can lead to some of the best visits.

This is only bad if you're actually bringing an S\O. If you're bringing a dancer from a different club or current\ex-dancer from same club who you've become cool with OTC or FWB...these can lead to some of the best visits. Originally Posted by MrMarriott

Correct!!

What if I’m a #5 and she’s looking for some OTC action?

I was #2 & #3 in my youth since I usually was alone. But I was always respectful and usually sat at a table by myself. Didn’t want table dances or to even communicate with the strippers trying to hustle me. Just wanted a cold beer, some air conditioning and to look at some titties. Haven’t been back in years.

#13 Just an old fat white guy with 50 years experience who knows the game inside and out. Comfortable but not rich I pick my dancers carefully and bed about 75%.

#3 isn't bad, unless you slide over into # 10. :-)

I'm not on the list I just go for the extras LOL