Splenda Daddy

That's so romantic Originally Posted by hazmat

Oh well lol. This isn’t eHarmony. For you to critique me for tcb first tells me a lot about you tho.

My old man was a Surgery Daddy. He had a string of women usually years younger who would trade off for discounted plastic surgery procedures. Since most of got addicted to it, he could hook them for a while since many would want an ongoing series over time. He'd still make a nice profit and sleep with women way above his pay grade.

Oh well lol. This isn’t eHarmony. For you to critique me for tcb first tells me a lot about you tho. Originally Posted by Gemma34

It was a joke, not a criticism.

Even so, we all know why we're here, but there is a lot to be said for IOP. Both parties can get what they want with a bit of customer service or a personal touch of some kind. You can call me sentimental or sily, but there's no salt or Splenda in my game.

I also know a lot about what my customers want and design products that fulfill their needs. I may not be selling the same thing as you, but I do more than slap my product on the barrel head with a shitty attitude and collect my money. I pity the fool that doesn't do more.

Well that one went over my head. My bad. Lol.

And I promise none of my clients would say I have a shitty attitude. I go above and beyond for my dates. But, unfortunately, there are guys who will try to get out of paying if us ladies don’t tcb first.

I have a little different take on what a Salt Daddy is...


Start of the year I had just got into a SD/SB thing, it was pretty "sweet" thing for a couple months, then covid hit.
I tried to keep things going, but my bank account just couldn't handle the bitter after taste for long. FUCKING COVID!


So now I have to budget and scrounge just to save up a few Bens with the hope of spending an hour or so with a lady.
And if everything goes well, then the best I can hope for is to leave her with a slightly salty taste in her mouth.


Now would that make me a "Salt Daddy"?

I think the opposite is a "Maybe Baby"..... Promise they are just "shy" and then when get down the line.... suddenly "just not able to be "sugar". I'm a nice guy I put the effort in up front but know its always a possibility......

Ooh... When you said, "maybe baby" that got me scared right there, LOL! I'm too old for that shit...

I have a little different take on what a Salt Daddy is...


Start of the year I had just got into a SD/SB thing, it was pretty "sweet" thing for a couple months, then covid hit.
I tried to keep things going, but my bank account just couldn't handle the bitter after taste for long. FUCKING COVID!


So now I have to budget and scrounge just to save up a few Bens with the hope of spending an hour or so with a lady.
And if everything goes well, then the best I can hope for is to leave her with a slightly salty taste in her mouth.


Now would that make me a "Salt Daddy"? Originally Posted by ElumEno

Not at all. Things happen. And leave that salty mess on my tits thank you.
Jk jk ..You know I adore you!

It was a joke, not a criticism.

Even so, we all know why we're here, but there is a lot to be said for IOP. Both parties can get what they want with a bit of customer service or a personal touch of some kind. You can call me sentimental or sily, but there's no salt or Splenda in my game.

I also know a lot about what my customers want and design products that fulfill their needs. I may not be selling the same thing as you, but I do more than slap my product on the barrel head with a shitty attitude and collect my money. I pity the fool that doesn't do more. Originally Posted by hazmat

VERY GOOD. Sometimes we will find sensitive people who don't understand the communication: they take an innocent a joke as criticism.