Memorable Quotes by Strippers
- rcusa
- 07-08-2023, 08:38 PM
"I feel naked."
This one was unusual, thus memorable. A beautiful dancer was onstage at a San Antonio club. I went up to tip her. She blushed and said, "I feel naked." I said, "You are naked." She said, "Yes, but you make me a little nervous." I never went up to her onstage again (in fact, no money ever changed hands between us again), and we never got a dance together, and we never got physical in any way... But we developed an actual friendship. We spent time together on casual dates, lunches, even time in her apartment, and even in her bedroom. But as actual platonic friends. And that was pretty cool.
Never done this before in tha club
- rcusa
- 07-10-2023, 02:19 PM
At an old club called "Foxy's" in El Paso, a not-very-attractive stripper came up to me and said,
"I'd love to toss your salad."
- myman
- 07-10-2023, 05:54 PM
Hey handsome wanna dance
Hey daddy
you remind me of my old boyfriend
I only dance part time I am going to law school to be a Liar
"Ohh don't worry. That's just razor rash"
- rcusa
- 07-11-2023, 09:07 AM
"Where do you want to cum?"
"I want to fuck you" and she did, literally. It was nice.
- rcusa
- 07-15-2023, 07:50 AM
She said, "I want you to cum in my ass."
As intriguing as that offer was, I declined.
She said “can I give you a dollar for me to dance for you?”
A stripper once me that I smelled like a hippie but "...in a good way"
If you lick it, you can fuck it. Well, she was a former stripper but never lost that crazy.
"”Too bad I'm on my period". Apparently they last 4 weeks with her...
"Liquor is the key to my ass"
Girl was giving me a spectacular BJ, then stood up and straddled me, dropping all the way to the root in one smooth motion.
Stunned, I said - "uh no condom?"
Didn't miss a stroke and said "Why would I put your cock in my mouth if I won't put it in my pussy?