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Hmmm...mostly always wrong. If they talk about how big their pee pee is, I know it's small...perfect. If they talk about how hot and rich they are, they are usually ugly as hell and don't even tip.

Hmmm...mostly always wrong. If they talk about how big their pee pee is, I know it's small...perfect. If they talk about how hot and rick they are, they are usually ugly as hell and don't even tip. Originally Posted by London Rayne

rick??? Well, that must be a blonde thing...

Oh yeah... I am sooo freaking hot that even the studs stand back and admire. Even the donkey's cry when they are shown to be soooooo small next to me. Damn, its hard to be humble when yer perfect in everyway.

Ahh darn!! Fix that for me will ya lol.

You probably are perfect.

I am sure we all for the most part agree the sound of someones voice is not an accurate indicator of what they look like. But their laugh is. If I've never met a girl and I am talking to her over the phone I try to make her laugh. Fat chicks have a distinct laugh pattern. I first realized this once when talking to a Nurse over the phone. I made a Doctors appointment she at first sounded rather attractive. She laughed about something and the impression I got, she was fat. When I went in for my appointment, sure enough she was a bit on the heavy side. Since then, if I am talking to a women I haven't met, I can with pretty good accuracy tell by the way she laughs if she is heavy set or not. Now if someone wants to flame this go for it. Let me say I have nothing against heavy set women. But lets face it we are mostly attracted to someone that mostly resembles ourselves. At least in an intial sense.

That's funny as hell, but you're right. Another thing....all dudes in Austin sound like they would be caucasian, and they're black lol. I don't know if one can actually sound black or white, but certain nationalities do have similiar speaking patterns and/or an accent so that's about all I have to go on.

I am not talking in the sense of sounding ghetto or uneducated, or I would have just said that...but I can tell if a guy is Spanish or Cuban just by hearing him talk because of the accent. Black and white people are harder to distinguish between.

Hmmm...mostly always wrong. If they talk about how big their pee pee is, I know it's small...perfect. If they talk about how hot and rich they are, they are usually ugly as hell and don't even tip. Originally Posted by London Rayne

What if they promote themselves as Extremely Average???

Well, if you give them an "above average" tip, then they might forget about you being "Extremely Average"

I don't try to think of what the guy will look like anymore.....i'm usually more worried if he'll smell or not lol. I've expected to see a white guy based on voice and been wrong (asian or black) and expected a black guy (had moments where he was white or hispanic). I usually expect them to be well over 30 tho.

Most of the time, I am completely wrong. Sometimes, I can mentally visualize some detail that is right but I am normally way off!!!