Vasectomy

Life has been great. Best decision I ever made!

Welcome to the club dude. Rest those boys up, then get out there and put ‘em to work!

I rode a bicycle home after mine.

I wish! I should’ve gone to a veterinarian to have mine done. My doctor racked me up before we even got started. The procedure itself was very uncomfortable and then I was black and blue for a week.

And I chewed my wife out on the way home. Something along the lines that her insides were drying up, but I’m the one that had to get cut.

I know it’s a much safer and straightforward procedure for a man to do it. But I was pissed the fuck off.