Pastor arrested for solicitaion of prostitution

Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
So....
Failure to STFU ?
TinMan's Avatar
Quite possible. I’m curious if any other tricks were arrested.
ihump@amps's Avatar
Could have even been phone records
That's a great retirement plan tho.

Wife: "How THE FUCK did you get caught at a massage parlor?"

Me: "Come on Man! I know more world leaders than any of you, you lying, dog-faced pony soldier!"

Wife: "This fucker has dementia, it's not his problem."
Joddxxx's Avatar
I’m just thinking about his dementia problem! How’s the guy able to drive a car, knows directions to an AMP, how to exchange cash and tips for a trick, and how to drive home to talk with wife that he got in trouble with LE. More like, I’m FUCKED… let’s use the dementia problem, so everyone will feel sorry for me to his wife.

Months later, the plan backfires and the media publishes the story. Oh, no! We’re FUCKED again! Let’s go to plan C, D, or whatever plan they have. Anyway, it’s time to retire and move.
I don't even think I discuss activities with P411 verified companions more the less calling an AMP from an ad and asking for details. That's crazy. Even if an add lists activities, avoid.
TinMan's Avatar
Regarding how a guy with dementia could be well enough to visit a spa on his own: he could be early in his decline, with more good days than bad, and not so far along that the family has taken away some of his freedoms. Folks with loved ones who have gone through that could find this a credible explanation.
Massagejunkyie69's Avatar
I’m just thinking about his dementia problem! How’s the guy able to drive a car, knows directions to an AMP, how to exchange cash and tips for a trick, and how to drive home to talk with wife that he got in trouble with LE. More like, I’m FUCKED… let’s use the dementia problem, so everyone will feel sorry for me to his wife.

Months later, the plan backfires and the media publishes the story. Oh, no! We’re FUCKED again! Let’s go to plan C, D, or whatever plan they have. Anyway, it’s time to retire and move. Originally Posted by Joddxxx
Just goes to show you, the little brain never gets dementia! No matter what happens or how crazy we get, we’ll always find a way to get pussy!
Doug4343's Avatar
Wait til you get dementia and spill all your prior years extra curricular activities to your wife.
Massagejunkyie69's Avatar
Wait til you get dementia and spill all your prior years extra curricular activities to your wife. Originally Posted by Doug4343
But then you have plausible deniability. “What can I say? I’ve got dementia and all of that is just fantasies!”
Massagejunkyie69's Avatar
Wait til you get dementia and spill all your prior years extra curricular activities to your wife. Originally Posted by Doug4343
But then you have plausible deniability. “What can I say? I’ve got dementia and all of that is just fantasies!”