There once was a man from Kildaire.......

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There was a young harlot from Kew
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin
"If they pay to get in
They'll pay to get out of it, too."
A worried young man from Kabul
Had little red spots on his tool.
When he went to the clinic,
The doctor, a cynic,
Said "wipe off the lipstick you fool." Originally Posted by TCB Guy
... Must be a redundant Echo in here...

#### Salty
There was a young harlot from Kew
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin
"If they pay to get in
They'll pay to get out of it, too." Originally Posted by Michael8219
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#### Salty
... Pretty-bird student named Hecker
Found a university professor named Becker
Since she was hotter than Hades
They traded for grades
And now she's riding the pecker!

#### Salty
We’re still going? Another Valby…

There was a young lady from Decatur
Who got laid by a big alligator
Nobody knew
The result of that screw
Because after he laid her he ate her.
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With Limericks.

#### Salty
"Jerker" Joe found a Stripper - Who
Would strip off and give him a view
And as "Jerker" got started
The Stripper departed
And he was left with a handful of goo. ...

#### Salty
There once was a man from Falls River
Whose dick was shaped like sliver
It darted in and out like a red-speckled trout
But it was the scales that made the girls shiver.
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There was an old hermit named Dave
He kept a dead whore in his cave
You have got to admit it stunk up a bit
But think of the money he save
There once was a man from Madrass
Whose balls were made of brass
While running they clanged together and played Stormy Weather
And lightning shot out of his ass
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The young man said with sarcasm,
To his girl (who'd had an orgasm),
It's become quite clear,
You like it in the rear,
Or was that just a muscle spasm?
There once was a girl named Brooke
Who coyly referred to her cunt as a nook
But it was really so wide
You could curl up inside
With a big easy chair and book
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... Let's keep 'em going!

#### Salty
I wish I was a ring
Upon my girls hand
So every time she wiped her ass
I could see the promised land
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